O.J. GETS 16 YEARS FOR ARMED ROBBERY
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O.J.s boy, Stewart gets up to 16 years, eligibility after 5 years. There's a lot of charges, about 10 in all, but the judge let them run concurrent. Too bad.
O.J. gets the same. Too bad it ain't consecutive for both of these SOBs.
Post sentencing bail is DENIED before any appeal.
(update 5 minutes later)
NO RIOTING REPORTED YET
(update 1:40PM EST)
NO RIOTING REPORTED YET
but lot's of yelling by O.J. supporters during the Goldman Family news conference. According to the "yellers", Goldman set up O.J., because he, Goldman, is a racist.
There are some short sided, stupid MFers in the world, huh?
(update 2:40PM EST)
STILL NO RIOTING REPORTED
In fact, I'm getting bored waiting
(update 3:30PM EST)
NO RIOTING ANYWHERE REPORTED
I'm bummed out
Schteveo is on a bummer
16 years for two murders, a robbery, and who-knows what else? He's still very lucky. If this case was in Mexifornia they would've given him a summons.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe there IS a god, but if so, he's slow, incompetent and lazy.
ReplyDelete"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me"
ReplyDeleteThe morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy.
.....OJ
all the stores are closed down. there's nothing to loot.
ReplyDeleteno rioting 'cuse everyone know that on Jan 23rd Obama gona pardon the Juice
ReplyDeleteAnyone who thinks he can pull an armed stickup in a Sin City casino, where everyone is on camera all the time deserves to go to prison for criminal stupidity.
ReplyDeleteDude, if I got away with murder, I would be a GHOST.
ReplyDeleteSMOKE, baby...
you wouldn't here from me, of me, or ever read my name again. I would be SO FAR under the radar that people would think I had died.
But not the Juice. He walks for murder when he should have fried, and now every DA in America wants a chance to hang his nuts out to dry, and what does he do?
A couple of assorted road rage incidents and an armed robbery/kidnapping.
The stupid son of a bitch should go to prison, and I hope every day he wakes up behind bars and realizes how STUPID he is.
Oh, and evil, too.
Steve;
ReplyDeleteWhy did you think there would be rioting?
I thought pretty much everyone knew at this point that he was scum and would want to see him in jail? Even the african american community...
Da Night Befo Crizzmus
ReplyDeleteWus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif
some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet,
it must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze
could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look
at dat" dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass
rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by
name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.
Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe, an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he
don did dis befoe"! He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I
suspeck? Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit. Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew, I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my
knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of
a bitch".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git, 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit ! !!!
WORD OF THE DAY:
ReplyDeleteTIGHT END, n.
What one FARK teaser wrangler predicts that O. J. "Double Killer" Simpson won’t have, by the time he’s eligible for parole for his 15-33 year graybar hotel stint.