TODAY'S QUESTION Why does mom get breakfast in bed on Mother's Day, while dear old breadwinner dad gets another ugly tie for his vast collection on Father's Day?
I just ordered 1,000 rnds of .45 on Fathers Day sale at Ammoman. Going shooting in an hour.
Drink beer after that.
Then the pool with beers (it's 112 today).
Then grill a steak, with beers.
Then, I'm gonna jerk off, go to sleep and dream about how fast I'm gomma be at steel shootin with that 1,000 rnds of 185gr instead of fighting the recoil of those 230gr muthas I been using. I'm gonna eat the .40s alive and run with the 9-ers.
Sometimes it bears reeating, you can't make these things up.
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ReplyDeleteWhy does mom get breakfast in bed on Mother's Day, while dear old breadwinner dad gets another ugly tie for his vast collection on Father's Day?
Happy Fathers Day, to those who are!
This dad? He's working while everyone else stays in bed.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your freedom everyone, the green machine is still on duty.
Wife and kid are in China.
ReplyDeleteGot up early and hit the gym.
I just ordered 1,000 rnds of .45 on Fathers Day sale at Ammoman.
Going shooting in an hour.
Drink beer after that.
Then the pool with beers (it's 112 today).
Then grill a steak, with beers.
Then, I'm gonna jerk off, go to sleep and dream about how fast I'm gomma be at steel shootin with that 1,000 rnds of 185gr instead of fighting the recoil of those 230gr muthas I been using. I'm gonna eat the .40s alive and run with the 9-ers.
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