tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post3354489797419077763..comments2023-10-26T01:22:57.687-07:00Comments on Little Annie's Orphans: One from the "Too Much of a Good Thing" FileAnniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04099906294395379773noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-7189416969111600322012-06-03T20:34:50.528-07:002012-06-03T20:34:50.528-07:00You're egging me on Shtevo... you know that, r...You're egging me on Shtevo... you know that, right?NannerPootznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-31805580432484987442012-06-03T07:39:19.118-07:002012-06-03T07:39:19.118-07:00(this thread deteriorated...BADLY!)(this thread deteriorated...BADLY!)Schteveohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03491385492703313601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-80326700679684435962012-06-02T13:51:51.718-07:002012-06-02T13:51:51.718-07:00Tim Tex.
It all hinges on whether and when you swa...Tim Tex.<br />It all hinges on whether and when you swallow.Lick and munch and swallownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-45493963357798371182012-06-02T13:12:07.458-07:002012-06-02T13:12:07.458-07:00And if they would LICK MY BALLS.And if they would LICK MY BALLS.Barney Fagnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-48458157994722344922012-06-02T09:08:44.720-07:002012-06-02T09:08:44.720-07:00Tim,
IF companies will start to push this, using t...Tim,<br />IF companies will start to push this, using this ruling, they CAN be unprotected. One man's opinion.<br /><br />________________________________<br /><br />Walter is chopping taro in Indonesia, for SURE.<br /><br />Spider,<br />if they ARE gay, how can they bitch? It'd be like somebody yelling that I'm fat or your a dago!<br /><br />__________________________________<br /><br />If it's true, there's no defamation!Schteveohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03491385492703313601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-14732782988979688592012-06-02T07:18:49.601-07:002012-06-02T07:18:49.601-07:00THE MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you ha...<b>THE MAN TEST</b><br /><br />1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot..<br /><br />2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeez, you're so queer.<br /><br />3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.<br /><br />4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.<br /><br />5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too..<br /><br />6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.<br /><br />7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, scratch his nuts or hold his beer...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-29592700502345600142012-06-02T07:14:12.040-07:002012-06-02T07:14:12.040-07:00Oops,
A young woman was pulled over for speeding....Oops,<br /><br />A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. <br /><br />She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." <br /><br />He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." <br /><br />There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-17858952732339483742012-06-02T07:07:12.257-07:002012-06-02T07:07:12.257-07:00And, EAT ME!And, EAT ME!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-61073189490544548732012-06-01T21:48:24.730-07:002012-06-01T21:48:24.730-07:00Ya gotta LICK MY BALLSYa gotta LICK MY BALLSIf U Wanna Find Out Tex.....noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-64989089609464079952012-06-01T18:28:18.595-07:002012-06-01T18:28:18.595-07:00So if I like to munch carpet, does that make me a ...So if I like to munch carpet, does that make me a lesbian?<br /><br />And if I lay carpet, does that make me straight?<br /><br />It's all so confusing...CenTexTimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026518638421849111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-64204788600301936782012-06-01T14:53:32.312-07:002012-06-01T14:53:32.312-07:00Yum mmm, carpet munchingYum mmm, carpet munchingHomer Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-60754121826605229822012-06-01T13:55:58.245-07:002012-06-01T13:55:58.245-07:00LICK ME BALLZLICK ME BALLZSalted Nutsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-78269576341838365762012-06-01T13:53:49.589-07:002012-06-01T13:53:49.589-07:00Come on......who's going to be first?Come on......who's going to be first?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-88422522848743926622012-06-01T13:51:37.339-07:002012-06-01T13:51:37.339-07:00Please.................pretty please with sugar an...Please.................pretty please with sugar and crabs on top.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-63935177744185292402012-06-01T13:19:00.401-07:002012-06-01T13:19:00.401-07:00LICK MY BALLSLICK MY BALLSSo gaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-50593873091314224592012-06-01T12:24:26.794-07:002012-06-01T12:24:26.794-07:00"society no longer treats false comments that..."society no longer treats <i>false</i> comments that someone is gay, lesbian or bisexual as defamation..."<br /><br />What if the comment is not false?Spidernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-43968215783910208672012-06-01T12:18:13.691-07:002012-06-01T12:18:13.691-07:00Obama Answers The Tough Questions
President Obama...<b>Obama Answers The Tough Questions</b><br /><br />President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.<br /><br />One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name."Walter," responds the little boy.<br /><br />"And what is your question, Walter?"<br /><br />I have four questions:<br /><br />First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?<br /><br />Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when its actually gotten worse?<br /><br />Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?<br /><br />Fourth, why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"<br /><br />Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.<br /><br />When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we?<br /><br />"Oh, that's right: Question time.. Who has a question?"<br /><br />Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.<br /><br />"Russell," he responds.<br /><br />"And what is your question, Russell?"<br /><br />Actually, I have two questions.<br /><br />First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?<br /><br />Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3324757993202351018.post-42288081930438996722012-06-01T11:35:36.211-07:002012-06-01T11:35:36.211-07:00"Because right after it's no longer shame..."Because right after it's no longer shameful and disgraceful, it's also NOT protected, in any way either, to BE gay, lesbian, bisexual, queer or to smoke meat nor to munch carpet!"<br /><br />I admire your optimism. However, I am unable to recall a single instance of a protected class becoming unprotected, with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endangered_Species_Act#Delisting" rel="nofollow">the exception of</a> the Virginia northern flying squirrel and the gray wolf. In both of those cases, however, gay squirrels and wolves remain protected...CenTexTimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026518638421849111noreply@blogger.com