You're right Goober, who cares. Who cares what he does to our country. Who cares if he's a Moose-lamb. Who cares if he shakes hands with Bin Laden and invites him to the WH. Who cares if he puts us in debt for the next thousand years with all his new hand-out programs. Who cares if it comes out that he's as crooked as the IL. governor. Just as long as the country goes green and we're all driving tofu-powered cars, and gays rule the country, right? And where were you today?
Skipping church to shoot hoops with boys from the hood....
Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball And I loved that basketball I took that basketball with me everywhere I went That basketball was like a basketball to me
I always thought they were supposed to use their full names.
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William Jefferson Blowjob Clinton
James Earl Peanut Carter, Jr.
Barraaaaaaaaack (Excuse Me) Insein Kenyan Yomama Obama Messiah, Esq.
Any word on if he will be sworn in with the quoran or koran or 'book of moooooslim' (or whatever)?
ReplyDeleteI understand although he claims Christianity, he's been skipping church to shoot hoops with the boys from the hood.
Maybe he'll be sworn in with Karl Marx 'Communist Manifesto'. That would be fitting.
Let's just hope Pres.-elect BOHICA'S speech isn't a surrender speech in Tehran.
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ReplyDeleteYou're right Goober, who cares. Who cares what he does to our country. Who cares if he's a Moose-lamb. Who cares if he shakes hands with Bin Laden and invites him to the WH. Who cares if he puts us in debt for the next thousand years with all his new hand-out programs. Who cares if it comes out that he's as crooked as the IL. governor. Just as long as the country goes green and we're all driving tofu-powered cars, and gays rule the country, right? And where were you today?
ReplyDeleteSkipping church to shoot hoops with boys from the hood....
ReplyDeleteYes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me
Or George cokespoon alcoholic Bush
ReplyDeleteOr Ronald change-my-diaper reagan.
Or coke-head Hussein?
ReplyDeleteOr pot-head Bubba?
Or male-hooker pimp Barney?
Or lady-killer Teddy K?
No, more like George "I spent my service time strapped to a bed in an Alabama rehab clinic" Bush.
ReplyDeleteOr like HungHuge FingerPoot?
ReplyDeleteOr like Bill (it's off to canada rather than serve) Clinton?
ReplyDeleteno, no Bill Clinton went to England & Russia, not Canada
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ReplyDeleteI meant, who cares if he uses his middle name, not who cares about any of the other stuff.