The CIA has developed a novel incentive to gain cooperation and support in Taliban-plagued Afghanistan - handing out libido-enhancing Viagra pills to targeted village patriarchs, according to a report in the Washington Post. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people - whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said one agency operative with multiple tours in that war torn country.
Wow! I'd hate to be a CIA agent in Afghanistan. Handing out Viagra must be a really difficult job. I'll bet the covert operatives need a stiff drink after such a hard day's work.
This is why the British failed in Afghanistan. They tried to get the warlords to do thinks the English way. You know, stiff upper lip.
ReplyDeleteI can see where this is more appealing.
Why not "L" capsules instead?
ReplyDeletethe stiff upper lip works for me
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I posted this before Jack woke up; else he would have written something incredibly gross about "meat whistles" and the like.
ReplyDeleteLetter to CIA:
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot! This is just what we needed!
Signed,
Afghani goats and sheep.
Just wait until PETA hears about this!
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