Saturday, December 27, 2008

CIA Using Viagra to Bribe Afghan Warlords

The CIA has developed a novel incentive to gain cooperation and support in Taliban-plagued Afghanistan - handing out libido-enhancing Viagra pills to targeted village patriarchs, according to a report in the Washington Post. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people - whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said one agency operative with multiple tours in that war torn country.

Wow! I'd hate to be a CIA agent in Afghanistan. Handing out Viagra must be a really difficult job. I'll bet the covert operatives need a stiff drink after such a hard day's work.

6 comments:

  1. This is why the British failed in Afghanistan. They tried to get the warlords to do thinks the English way. You know, stiff upper lip.


    I can see where this is more appealing.

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  2. the stiff upper lip works for me

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  3. I'm glad I posted this before Jack woke up; else he would have written something incredibly gross about "meat whistles" and the like.

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  4. Letter to CIA:

    Thanks a lot! This is just what we needed!

    Signed,

    Afghani goats and sheep.

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  5. Just wait until PETA hears about this!

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