It doesn't quite qualify as a Friday Funny, but some of the comments that follow the description are funny!
“Natural living” advocates unveil their latest planet-saving invention - the reusable toilet wipe.
Don't miss out! Click on "the reusable toilet wipe" below the picture to go to the site of the company selling them. (Ok, click it once in this post and then again once you're on that page.)
The comments were too damn funny.
ReplyDeleteThis article reminds me of Stallone in "Demolition Man". Maybe the green weenies just need 3 clam shells.
Yea - but our own Abu uses his bare hand. The left one.
ReplyDeleteNow that's environmentally friendly and CHEAP!
What's more green... Gallons of hot water with antibacterial soap and the energy used for the washing machine or some septic safe toilet paper? Hmmm? Typical tree huggers.
ReplyDeleteMake the tree huggers use the corn-cobs left over from making ethanol.
ReplyDeleteThey can be used for "feminine protection" as well. You think the Fist er... First Lady is mean looking now - wait till you see her walking around with one of those stuck up her...
Never mind.
Once, when I was deer hunting I used a handful of leaves, in which unbeknownst to me was hidden a bull nettle and poison ivy.
ReplyDeleteReusable toilet wipes? Isn't that another name for congress?
ReplyDeleteNerd -
ReplyDeleteHaving been raised on a ranch west of Amarillo - a bull wiped my butt one time... and he wasn't hiding from anything - least of all little 9-year old me.
After that, I couldn't find TP that was soft enough for a while... course I was young then and it healed quick. At my age now... Holy Shi'ite - I'd just have to walk around with dirty drawers for a few weeks...
Thank you sir for that vivid depiction.
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