The great liberal ga-a-a-awd, Obama the Wonderful, has come through on one of his campaign promises! a tax break for the WORKERS of AMERICA!
We read:
It includes Obama's signature "Making Work Pay" tax credit for 95 percent of workers, though negotiators agreed to trim the credit to $400 a year instead of $500 — or $800 for married couples, cut from Obama's original proposal of $1,000. It would begin showing up in most workers' paychecks in June as an extra $13 a week in take-home pay, falling to about $8 a week next January.
That's RIGHT Obama worshippers! Let's say it again: ...in June as an extra $13 a week in take-home pay, falling to about $8 a week next January.
Great gawd Obama almighty!!!! Can the great ga-a-a-a-awd's silly little liberal chillen sing HALELU-U-U-ULIA!
I can see it now! The economy will go WILD with the extra consumer spending!
That great gawd Obama - what a guy, huh?
*choke*
praise Jesus & thank the Lord for Obama
ReplyDeleteWell that will put some gaws in my SUV
ReplyDeleteOh Crap, I make to much money, it is going into someone elses tank
ReplyDeleteHe should everything BUT $13 dollars from republicans right before he deports them for causing this mess.
ReplyDeleteHe and his congress are stealing TRILLIONS from us, and we get $13. Well, the brain-dead American people wanted change, so here's your change!
ReplyDeleteKnow that your money is being put to good use.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,491284,00.html
You'll get a return from the stimulus spending. A better return than you'll get from the trillion spent on Iraq or the 5 trillion in new debt Bush and the republicans racked up.
ReplyDeleteThey DOUBLED IT.
Well...He is the Magic Negro. Maybe his magic will help the people put more than 3 gallons of gas in the tank with the $13... OH wait.... he already has! How did he do that while Bush was still President?
ReplyDeleteWe too make too much money. We'll pay the taxes for a bunch of people to get the $13 per week.
Anon, I'd say that was pretty good use of tax payers money considering it was done in Berkeley. I'm surprised it wasn't humans biting each other, chasing each other, defecating, and fornicating.
ReplyDeletestimulus spending???? on $13 a week (reduced to $9 after 6 months)
ReplyDeletehe-he-he-he-HE-HE-HE...
That's some funny stuff!
I'm going to email that to my entire contacts list!
Of course - "stimulous spending" to a liberal is getting to tax the same dollar over and over and over and over... It stimulates them.
ReplyDeleteSee - the poor Obama-voter-schmuck takes his $13 and puts 1/8th tank of gas in his car. The government gets 30% of that $13 right back in their pockets.
It's a scam. Everything a politician does is pure scam. It doesn't matter what party they claim - they're crooks.
Is the $13 before or after taxes? If before, they're libel to end up in a higher bracket and make less overall!
ReplyDeleteQUOTABLE QUOTES
ReplyDelete“The principle of voluntary government financing rests on the following premises: that the government is not the owner of the citizens’ income and, therefore, cannot hold a blank check on that income—that the nature of the proper governmental services must be constitutionally defined and delimited, leaving the government no power to enlarge the scope of its services at its own arbitrary discretion. Consequently, the principle of voluntary government financing regards the government as the servant, not the ruler, of the citizens—as an agent who must be paid for his services, not as a benefactor whose services are gratuitous, who dispenses something for nothing."
– Ayn Rand
I feel stimulated enough. Now please get your filthy hands out of my pockets.
ReplyDeleteTonight we feast at Micky D's
ReplyDeleteHow many liberal piercing bullets can I get for $13?
ReplyDelete$13 a week is nothing to laugh at! Is more than Barack's brother makes in a year!
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteYou can get 50rds of 9mm Aguila 117gr Jacketed Hollow Point Ammo for $13.95 at http://www.ammunitiontogo.com....
David L
He NEVER said how much. If it had been $1 per week would have fulfilled the promise. The problem us that they'll crow about this like they've eliminated all income taxes.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I want a Gub'ment Sales Tax, and eliminate income taxes.
I should have read Jimbo's blog more closely. It does say "take home pay". How in the heck is an employer supposed to figure it? Do we reduce the taxes by $13 a week? Oh well. I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. We'll probably get about $25 worth of paper work explaining it. It that part of the spendulus program? Every employer in the country x $25 worth of paperwork?
ReplyDeletewhy is it that when republicans cut taxes (Reagen, Bush) democrats called it was the worst thing ever in the economic history of the US, BUT when Obama cuts taxes, he is the Savior of the free world?????
ReplyDeleteDid you brainstems celebrate the $300 you got when bush gave you a tax cut? That amounts to $9.60 a week. $13 is $676 a year.
ReplyDeleteThere is a psychology behind distributing tax cuts like this. It's a bit intellectual of an argument so I doubt you brainstems will understand it.
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/financial/2009/01/26/090126ta_talk_surowiecki
Hey...I know what people can do with the $13 a week! Since they will have so much money to invest, don't go out and buy a second home with it, invest it in 13 shares of
ReplyDeleteCiti-Group stock, or Lehman Bros.
No HLF, I did not celebrate Bush's $300 ( which by the way was 600 for single, 1200 for married)
ReplyDeleteSince even in retirement I made too much to qualify...
my point is (you keep missing this)
why do democrats say that Bush's plan was bad, but Obama's plan is good???
Bush gave 600/1200 last year
Obama is giving 400/800 this year.
why was Bush bad & why is Obama good?
just wondering
& if tax cuts are so bad why does the Obama stimulus plan consist of 35% tax cuts????
ReplyDeleteIt's all smoke and mirrors. Don't you see who the tax cuts are aimed at? Most blacks will get a whole lot more out of this than anyone else.
ReplyDeleteMassive spending will benefit us.
ReplyDeleteNot the kind republicans did- on beer, lotto and internet porn.
The stimulus is a new roof for the house, food and shoes for the kids.
I'm but a lowly accountant and an ambulance chaser, and unable to understand how the government can create jobs. Oh, I understand how Roosevelt's New Deal created jobs by putting unemployed people to work in programs like the CCC and the WPA, but there are no such programs in President Obama's stimulus package. The last I head about the stimulus bill that passed the Senate, the total price tag was $7.9 billion, although I haven't checked this morning.
ReplyDeleteIt appears that thou cullionly whoreson knave is deceived. No one said that the spendulus must be spent on food and shoes for the kids. Most likely it will be spent on on beer, lotto and internet porn.
ReplyDeleteHLF said "The stimulus is a new roof for the house, food and shoes for the kids."
ReplyDeleteplease explain how Peosi getting 30 million for her pet mouse provides any of the above......
click my pork (err I mean mouse)
still waiting for an answer on why Bush rebates were bad & Obama's are good....or can't you answer that
hey Internet porn was started on my watch - how dare you give Bush credit for what i did!!!
ReplyDeletethe last lone of the article on Peliose & Pork sez it all
ReplyDelete"The funding includes golf carts for federal workers. "
Blue, The link says page not found. Maybe it's a mouse that was supposed to be slipped in under the rug.
ReplyDeletehere it is
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/12/earmark-less-bill-gives-pelosis-mouse-cookie/
& lets try this again
click my pork (err mouse)
This is what yomamabahama gives his kids for allowance. What a crock. LIke they can actually go anywhere and spend it? Like they use money for anything? They saving up for hanna montana tix?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.parentdish.com/2009/02/11/barack-obama-cheaps-out-on-daughters-allowance/?icid=200100397x1218900284x1201216743
Bow - you don't understand. doing it my way makes them eligible for the welfare & food stamps & free cheese....
ReplyDeleteUh, HLT,
ReplyDeleteeven spending on beer, lotto and porn requires someone to brew it, draw it and screw for it. And those are big industries, with many workers.
The tit mouse requires no help to survive. Just a few animal behaviorists to study it. That means the stimulus goes to ???
Give me the money and I'll look at the mouse tits all you want and study them...
ReplyDeleteYup. They are small titties.
Where's my money?
Bill,
ReplyDeleteit's titMICE, not mouseTITS. They're two completely different things.
Titmouse:a small bird, sometime known as a chickadee.
Mouse tits: Keira Knightley, Kate Hudson, Debra Messing, but NOT Jayne Mansfield, or Carol Wayne.
You people are just cranks. Bald losers. Whiners. Crackpots.
ReplyDeleteYou hope for failure so you can keep trying to create your no-tax Utopia. Of course you had 30 years of it and still failed.
You're just bad people. Bad citizens, bad humans. Or should I say SUBhumans.
You people are just cranks. Bald losers. Whiners. Crackpots.
ReplyDeleteYou hope for failure so you can keep trying to create your no-tax Utopia. Of course you had 30 years of it and still failed.
You're just bad people. Bad citizens, bad humans. Or should I say SUBhumans.
February 12, 2009 10:02 PM
Yet more idiotic drivel, whining and finger pointing to no purpose other than to insult someone. This is typical of the liberal movement in the United States; offer no constructive solutions, yet whine and complain endlessly about the status quo. If you believe that President Obama's victory over John McCain was anything other than dissatisfaction with George W. Bush's idiotic policies, then you are even less intelligent than I believe you to be. The Democratic Party successfully reframed the 2006 elections as a referrendum on the Iraq war and swept the elections. President Obama should thank God for the current financial crisis because it was this crisis and the rising tide of disgust with George Bush that swept him into office. Be warned that his victory was not a mandate in favor of Obama's policies. The Democratic party could have run a yellow dog and still won the election.
Your poor grammar, tortured syntax and appaling lack of critical thinking skills make it difficult to deduce what you are saying, but if you are stating that all here wish failure on President Obama, then you have taken leave of your senses. He's the only president we have and if he fails, we all, including you, fail.
Appalling has two "l" s.
ReplyDeleteNo answer, then? Just as I expected.
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