If it was Ford Pinto's, it could have been a self immolation pact.
I know things are slow in Oregon, but why pick on old Escorts?
That hump HLT is from Oregon? It's got to be Portland. That's where all the liberal idiots live.
(rubbing his hands together gleefully, thought bubble floating over his head, "...hmmm, Portland huh? One step closer to knowing the location of the ass beating of the century...")
I thought it was green Prius's you were after.
ReplyDeleteI used to have an '81 Escort. My grandparents gave it to me when I was 17.
ReplyDeletemight be HLF, once he let it slip that he was from Oregon
ReplyDeleteMy first car was a '61 Ford Fairlane with the mighty 260 V8 - zero to 25 in 10 seconds flat.
ReplyDeleteIf it was Ford Pinto's, it could have been a self immolation pact.
ReplyDeleteI know things are slow in Oregon, but why pick on old Escorts?
That hump HLT is from Oregon? It's got to be Portland. That's where all the liberal idiots live.
(rubbing his hands together gleefully, thought bubble floating over his head, "...hmmm, Portland huh? One step closer to knowing the location of the ass beating of the century...")
spontaneous combustion, just like th old pintos
ReplyDeleteMaybe the guy's just green with envy.
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