It's 8:21 PDT & Mrs Blue has banished me & my usual gang of idiots to the basement again. Quiz time : define this word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon
WORD OF THE DAY CROCODILE TEARS, n. What we shed, when we learned that faux conservative RINO, Joe Scarborough, of MSNBC is just as unpopular in print, as he is on the boom box and boob tube.
I'm sitting here innocently watching the US Open and all the sudden on comes Yomamma lecturing on how to be a "good father". To him, that means taking your kids to the zoo, or playing catch in the park.
What absolute crap.
I had a good father. He took me deer hunting, salmon fishing, taught me to be self sustainable and to work hard, and when I screwed up he kicked my ass.
Obama is such a fool. But I won't let the bastard ruin my day. Just after Noon, here. The tradewinds are blowing like a mother. Out past the reef the sea is a deep cobalt blue flecked with bright white. In closer it's a cool turquoise flecked with a thousand half-naked bodies.
Happy Daddy's day to all you other dads out there.
and kim junk ill wants to lob a nuke at you in the coming weeks. talk about a buzz kill.
secretary of state hillary clinton bumped her elbow and is not prepared for any international annoyances at this time. Hell, if she was a real secretary, bill wouldn't have gooten his BJ's eslewhere.
meanwhile we have 2 factions in Urine killing each other and they want us to take sides. Here I am with obama. Not because of the tact he has no clue as to what to do, but because I want them all to anhilate each other. We have one dictaor in power with the ayatolyaso backing him and a younger group backing this other anti-American A-hole who was with aminadinnerjacketBJ when kidnapping and holding Americans hostage in 1979.
The inhalation of minute amounts of ejaculate.
ReplyDeleteI used that once in Scrabble
ReplyDeleteThat's the scientific name for a vibrator that's powered by a Sears DieHard battery.
ReplyDeleteBOW = whats you doings ups so late?
ReplyDeletenothing minute about my amounts
ReplyDeleteWORD OF THE DAY
ReplyDeleteCROCODILE TEARS, n.
What we shed, when we learned that faux conservative RINO, Joe Scarborough, of MSNBC is just as unpopular in print, as he is on the boom box and boob tube.
That's easy -
ReplyDeleteIt's having pneumonia and being stuck under a microscope while in a volcano.
Happens all the time.
My great-great granduncle on my mother's side died that way in 1903 in SE Asia.
preparing for stuff and stuff
ReplyDelete...icovolcanocon.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it's THE microscopic particles, themselves, post being inhaled.
Believe it or not, this was just ONE of the thoughts the medicos had when I first fell ill, in 1992.
microscopic particles = spermatazoae
ReplyDeleteVolcanic sperm? Braggart.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7bMdAyPes
ReplyDeleteOk I give up, who are Jon & Kate & ewhy are they in the news???
ReplyDeleteWhat an idiot! I suppose N Korea and Iran and a mission to the moon are the important things to you!
ReplyDeleteJohn and Kate are celebraties!
Have you no shame in your ignorance? Jeez-us!
Gag me.
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here innocently watching the US Open and all the sudden on comes Yomamma lecturing on how to be a "good father". To him, that means taking your kids to the zoo, or playing catch in the park.
What absolute crap.
I had a good father. He took me deer hunting, salmon fishing, taught me to be self sustainable and to work hard, and when I screwed up he kicked my ass.
Obama is such a fool. But I won't let the bastard ruin my day. Just after Noon, here. The tradewinds are blowing like a mother. Out past the reef the sea is a deep cobalt blue flecked with bright white. In closer it's a cool turquoise flecked with a thousand half-naked bodies.
Happy Daddy's day to all you other dads out there.
and kim junk ill wants to lob a nuke at you in the coming weeks. talk about a buzz kill.
ReplyDeletesecretary of state hillary clinton bumped her elbow and is not prepared for any international annoyances at this time. Hell, if she was a real secretary, bill wouldn't have gooten his BJ's eslewhere.
meanwhile we have 2 factions in Urine killing each other and they want us to take sides. Here I am with obama. Not because of the tact he has no clue as to what to do, but because I want them all to anhilate each other. We have one dictaor in power with the ayatolyaso backing him and a younger group backing this other anti-American A-hole who was with aminadinnerjacketBJ when kidnapping and holding Americans hostage in 1979.
Let them kill each other!
Yeah, what Bill said!
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