We'd have everything; salmon, halibut, and gold from the North, grapefruit, beef, and pecans from the South, and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of oil.
I'm 50 today, excited about it, and very happy to be alive!!!
(but bummed because a just saw a portion of Maobama's "education loan takeover" speech at a community college in Virginia which sounded like a big government giveaway and love-in).
Well, Happy Birthday Lady-Bug, and many, many, more! I've heard it said that a woman is just starting to get good at 50. Is that true?
So, you think our fellow Americans assaulted us rectally when they elected the half-black Marxist in the WH? Here's what else they think, and would do, given the chance...
For half the price Seward paid for it...
ReplyDeleteAlaska and Texas are thinking of seceding, and forming a new country.
ReplyDeleteI think they should call it Freedonia!!!
Freedonia is good.
ReplyDeleteHow about just calling it 'Big'.
We'd have everything; salmon, halibut, and gold from the North, grapefruit, beef, and pecans from the South, and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of oil.
And half the worlds small arms.
Throw in Mexicans and Eskimos we'd have...
ReplyDeleteDIVERSITY!
Oh... yeah...
ReplyDeleteClick my drum roll!
Passover
ReplyDeletePSALM 2010
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....
And Obama was a tree.
I'm 50 today, excited about it, and very happy to be alive!!!
ReplyDelete(but bummed because a just saw a portion of Maobama's "education loan takeover" speech at a community college in Virginia which sounded like a big government giveaway and love-in).
Happy Bugday to you!
ReplyDeleteWell, Happy Birthday Lady-Bug, and many, many, more! I've heard it said that a woman is just starting to get good at 50. Is that true?
ReplyDeleteSo, you think our fellow Americans assaulted us rectally when they elected the half-black Marxist in the WH? Here's what else they think, and would do, given the chance...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/
national/gay_ok_for_
president_2KtOhT9uEJXVog2PVPGmbI
Spidey,
ReplyDeleteRegarding your article: They sure as hell didn't ask me!
To answer your question: Any woman age 50+ would tell you yes.
Cdash,
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!! Here's hoping you get a lot for your birthday!!
Presents!! A lot of presents!!
ReplyDeleteSchteveo -
ReplyDeleteI know Mr. Bug.
I have no doubt See Dash Bug will get more than she's bargained for.
"To answer your question: Any woman age 50+ would tell you yes."
ReplyDeleteThat's not fair Lady-Bug, because generally, a woman over 50 will say yes to anything, except, turn the light on.;)
Hey Spidie - I resemble that remark!
ReplyDeleteHappy B-Day C-Bug!
Thanks everyone! Had a happy birthday! As for presents: Along with other things, I'm goin' on a cruise!
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