Friday, March 21, 2014

'shrooms and Ol' Spot

A group of friends from a local church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games.

The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and Jane to be the hosts, she wanted to outdo all the others.  Jane decided to have mushroom-smothered steaks. But, mushrooms are expensive.


She then told her husband, "I'm changing my menu, no mushrooms. They are too high."

He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."

She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."

He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK."

So Jane decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak.

Then she went out on the back porch and gave Al's dog Ol' Spot a
double handful cooked in some butter. Ol' Spot ate every bite!

All morning long, Jane watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Jane had even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap on her head.

After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played 42 & Mexican Dominoes.

About then, the helper lady from town, came in and whispered in Jane's ear.


She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead!


Jane went into hysterics.  After she finally calmed down, Al called the doctor and told him about the mushrooms and the dead dog.

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it.
I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as possible.
We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm."

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMTs & the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an
enema and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now, and he left."

They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room and about this time, the helper lady came in and said,

"You know, it was right mean of that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot, he never even slowed down n'er stopped!"

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Schteveo

18 comments:

  1. SKANK Bilge SipperMarch 21, 2014 at 1:36 PM



    YEA THEY SHOULD A DOUCHED THOSE SKANK GASHES WHILE THEY WERE AT IT. Then make tea with the skanko's bilge water.

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  2. SKANK Juice GarglerMarch 21, 2014 at 2:27 PM



    Douche that dawg with the shank wash. Then make tea out of it.

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  3. Sorry Fuk Wads, I goin fer a Bud.

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  4. wow

    un udder fag treed agin

    Wun hung Lo shaid:

    Chu Ma Poo

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  5. kOOKINGK DER SHAWA pOOTSMarch 21, 2014 at 8:30 PM

    LOOK PEEPOLZ I GOTS A PHANTOM WET SHPOT IN DER MIDDLE UF DER SHEKUNT FLOOR TO DEAL WIT IN DER MORNINK.

    eYE kUNT KEEPSH DISH bROGG GOINK BY ME SHELF KNOW CAN EYE?

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  6. tHAT WOULD BE STRIPPING AND SILICONE SEALING THE UPSTAIRS MASTER SHOWER.


    4 AWL YALL NON sNHORPHT FANZ

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  7. WTF!!! ...and speaking of 'shrooms, I think he TOOK some before he commented.

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  8. Dat be Choom MoFo

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  9. House Whisperer PootsMarch 22, 2014 at 7:50 AM

    I'm spooked. I have a 'Phantom Wet Spot" on the floor in my closet. Going to pull the shower apart and re-seal as my first attempt.

    For as much as I love working around the house I predict many beers, much swearing and a tantrum or three.

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  10. Lick my Portobello der Wapp-o

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  11. I liked it better when Cow Poo was jiggling his dick all over the place.

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  12. Yer breth scarred em away

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  13. Wow what a come back dude.

    That was do funny I forgot to laugh.

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  14. You didn't actually 'get that' did you?

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  15. One of my "Shrooms" hang lower that the other.

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  16. Think you mean 'one drags on the ground further back'.
    To be more disruptive.....

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