Tuesday, July 8, 2014

This is the baddest Gnome I've ever seen!

I'm getting one of these for my house ASAP.
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From the Patriot Depot page:
This gnome means business.  Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend".  

 Guaranteed 100% effective against Zombie Gnomes.

 Stands 9.5" tall.
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7 comments:

  1. GnomeDikJuly 10, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    9.5".
    Almost the size of my dick.... and my dick has a better beard and shoots bigger ammo.

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  2. UnknownJuly 10, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    You lyin' sum'bitch.

    The guys always bragging are the guys with the runt peedees!

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  3. HungWell GurlillaDikJuly 11, 2014 at 10:22 PM

    And you would know that............................................... HOW?

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  4. chronos the wonder pigJuly 12, 2014 at 10:56 AM

    I ordered one of those........

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  5. Butt GnomeJuly 12, 2014 at 12:12 PM

    Along with a supply of Vaseline?

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  6. eatmeJuly 14, 2014 at 8:34 AM

    eat me

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  7. alanJuly 16, 2014 at 2:45 PM

    Let's just say.....hung like a hamster.

    You decide what that means.

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