Showing posts with label Gag me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gag me. Show all posts

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Fantacies about Obama

Saturday Sundry - this woman "journalist" is serious as a heart attack.
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Sometimes a President Is Just a President

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs, and then he was being yelled at by my husband, Max, for smoking in the house. It was not clear whether Max was feeling protective of the president’s health or jealous because of the cigarette.
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As we all know, in journalism, two anecdotes are just one short of a national trend. I figured that my friend and I couldn’t possibly be the only ones dreaming, brooding or otherwise obsessing about the Obamas. Were other people, I wondered, being possessed by our new first family?

I launched an e-mail inquiry. And learned that they were. Often, in strikingly similar ways.

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.
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Click here to check your gag reflex (courtesy of the NYT, of course).

Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Obamamessiah Rides


Artist creates messianic parade as 'adorers' wave palm fronds
Posted: January 24, 200911:29 am Eastern
By Drew Zahn© 2009 WorldNetDaily


DES MOINES, Iowa – Amid the pomp, circumstance and celebration of welcoming a new president, an artist in Iowa created an inaugural parade sure to draw attention, even hundreds of miles from Washington, D.C.: Barack Obama, riding on a donkey, complete with waving palm fronds and "Secret Service" escort.
Liberals are truly mentally deficient to allow themselves to be deceived so easily. As has been said many times; in November 2008 the USA demonstrated to the world that it is, in fact, a nation compiled of a majority of drooling fools.