If ICE gave you health problems I'd be a dead man! I drink ICE water almost exclusively. Up to a gallon and a half a day. Occasionally I splash some bourbon over ice too, but I prefer my Margeritas over ice not frozen. Wait is that better? Or worse? Vodka with OJ...over ice. Gin and tonic, I keep my Tanqueray gin in the freezer, no ice needed. Rum I own but rarely drink, mostly tropical summer stuff..oh crap...over ice!!
Screw it, I'm not drinking hot liquor except sippin' stuff. I'll chance it. If I drink enough, I won't care.
As to the girlfriend...I do just fine in that department without a Palm Girlfriend or any girlfriend. I'm married. Man, oh man am I married. 39 years this coming December as a matter of fact, to my JUNIOR High School sweet heart. For most of the last 43 years we've been "us".
Given that, who needs a girlfriend.
And WTF would a man do with TWO women anyway? Yeah, I know that one too, but I didn't mean two at the same time!!! I meant two to juggle? I can't remember one women's likes, dislikes, etc., why would I want two women to 'forget' stuff for?
I just got a chill deep in my spine just thinking about dealing with that!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Yuck! Don't get me wrong, I love my ol' lady, but two women seems more like torture than fun.
yeah Schteavo...two women??? If Mrs. Alan was to "go the way of all the earth" I'm doubtful I would look for a replacement even. I wouldn't want to start all over training her....or being trained....or whatever.
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Public Service Announcement:
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure,
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
listening Steve?
About the Palm Girlfriend? Or the Ice?
If ICE gave you health problems I'd be a dead man! I drink ICE water almost exclusively. Up to a gallon and a half a day. Occasionally I splash some bourbon over ice too, but I prefer my Margeritas over ice not frozen. Wait is that better? Or worse? Vodka with OJ...over ice. Gin and tonic, I keep my Tanqueray gin in the freezer, no ice needed. Rum I own but rarely drink, mostly tropical summer stuff..oh crap...over ice!!
Screw it, I'm not drinking hot liquor except sippin' stuff. I'll chance it. If I drink enough, I won't care.
As to the girlfriend...I do just fine in that department without a Palm Girlfriend or any girlfriend. I'm married. Man, oh man am I married. 39 years this coming December as a matter of fact, to my JUNIOR High School sweet heart. For most of the last 43 years we've been "us".
Given that, who needs a girlfriend.
And WTF would a man do with TWO women anyway? Yeah, I know that one too, but I didn't mean two at the same time!!! I meant two to juggle? I can't remember one women's likes, dislikes, etc., why would I want two women to 'forget' stuff for?
I just got a chill deep in my spine just thinking about dealing with that!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Yuck! Don't get me wrong, I love my ol' lady, but two women seems more like torture than fun.
Wait...what was the question?
yeah Schteavo...two women??? If Mrs. Alan was to "go the way of all the earth" I'm doubtful I would look for a replacement even. I wouldn't want to start all over training her....or being trained....or whatever.
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