Tuesday, May 8, 2012

BREAKING NEWS!

If only there were an app for that.

Sex toys may soon become as popular as smartphones — vibrator sales alone are set to become a $52 billion annual business by 2020, matching that of iPhones and Androids, according to London’s Daily Mail. Fueling the surge: actresses such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Jane Fonda, (eeeewwww) who have given candid interviews about their favorite bedtime accessories. Looking at the projected sales numbers, can an app be far off?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to get through to my broker all day. Busy, busy, busy.

big and green said...

Cucumbers been around a lot longer than smart phones or vibrators.

Schteveo said...

Increased Sex Toys sales?

There's an upsurge in sex toy sales because some actress said she uses sex toys? Or did I miss something? That these moronic twits need to be lead around by the CROTCH now, is almost comical, if it wasn't so sad!

I'm pretty sure this is the end of civilization as we know it.

iDildo said...

Guess I know what I'm going as next halloween.

alan said...

Schtevo

I think that is the one of the biggest problems in our country...everybody seems to be lead around by their crotch.

it used to be a joke about men not using the head with a brain to think....I don't think it is much of a joke anymore.

I guess everyone has to have priorities before the implosion.

Anonymous said...

History will note that America was killed by it's own voters. How pathetic.

Schteveo said...

anon,
just like other powerful civilizations. The American voters chose weak good looking, fast talking leaders, instead of a 'hunchback' who would be a good leader.

"...OMG, he's, like, too totally hard to look at!"

I'm voting to keep buying beans and bullets!

Hilarious Snorpht said...

Dudes wut da fug?

Ya'll boyz be getting wrapped up a little tight lately..

iDILDO. That was hilarious. Don't ya get it?

Fucking HILARIOUS.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, we get it. You're going dressed as a Tampon.