An
elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha's
Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
Obama,
who was behind her by chance, helped her get up promptly.
She thanked
him and he answered, "It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize
me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next
election?"
The
elderly woman laughed and replied, “Hell no ... I fell on my butt, not on my
head!”
.
.
Schteveo
9 comments:
Better than Billy Boy Clinton. He would a stuffed his tongue up her ass.
...she's a little old lady!
Yeah, he probably woulda!!
Still, a step up fer Schlick.
One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The blonde said it was hers.
'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'
The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'
'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin.'
The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'
The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'
How does a HillBilly tell if his sister is on the rag????????
Tastes blood on his fathers Dick
The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00.
How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?
She wanted $47 Anon. Or $43, I just found two different numbers, but your point is well taken.
47
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