Friday, June 8, 2012

A Friday Funny, Better Late than Never!

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology..
The guy leaves, but he is curious...
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So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
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So he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
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The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?" 
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Schteveo

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee...

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Schteveo said...

Anon,
I can do this JUST as long as you can!

Go back to the 7th Grade and try peeking into the Girls Locker Room OK?

alan said...

Thanks Schteveo

I have no idea what anon said.

This blog has maintained its standard of not editing...even when the statement had questionable validity in relation to the topic.

conversely, deleting things that are completely classless and tasteless don't hurt anything, they just save the rest of us from having to shake our heads and ponder the juvenility of the mentaly deficient.