A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
If ammo was free, if it came with a dollar taped to the box or a saw buck on top and bottom, I'd still shoot first and ask questions later. . . Spider, screw Soros AND the U.N. We've got more guns and ammo than they'll be able to move in here to disarm us. . . Anon, that's rich!
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After reading this, you'll know that no matter how many guns you have, or how much ammo you may have, it's not eanough.
http://www.infowars.com/soros-promotes-un-control-over-gun-ownership/
Never too many guns, too much ammo or enough blow jobs.
Why men love blonds;
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
absolutely love it.
If ammo was free, if it came with a dollar taped to the box or a saw buck on top and bottom, I'd still shoot first and ask questions later.
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Spider,
screw Soros AND the U.N. We've got more guns and ammo than they'll be able to move in here to disarm us.
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Anon,
that's rich!
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