Some words to the wise. Shooting advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:
A) Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.
B) Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C) Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D) Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
E) Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
F) The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
G) The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.
H) Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, because it'll be empty.
I) If you're in a gun fight: 1- If you're not shooting, you should be loading. 2- If you're not loading, you should be moving, and 3- If you're not moving, you're dead.
J) In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
K) If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L) You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
M) You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
11 comments:
N) Zombies aren't going to shoot themselves.
Well said Spider, well said.
Cowpill,
it's a basic truism!
Wipe cartridges down with a lightly oiled rag and load mags wearing latex gloves. Same goes for mags. If you touch a mag during a reload, don't leave it at the scene.
If possible shoot them in the face. It gives the other assholes something to think about.
If possible, grab their ID s before you leave so you can go and cap the rest of the family (in the face). Give the rest something to think about.
When you are done with the IDs, mail them to done anti gun liberal with the note ' we own yer ass muddafukka'. Give them something to think about.
Of, and if possible take the fukkas gun and bury it in some liberals backyard and send a note to the cops. Give him something to think about.
Get a small business loan to start a company that makes hollow point bullets pre-filled with pig blood. Market them as Muslim Zombie Poppers. Give them fukking Muslims something to think about.
And, if you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Sounds like this must be`shoot'm in the face Friday'.
Must be Poots getting all worked up over Happy Hour.
O, Poots! What a scamp you are! 'Shoot'm in the face'.
What a playful wag. I think I'm going right out and buy some Zombie Poppers myself.
You all have a nice weekend, ya hear?
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The following bills passed in the Virginia General Assembly and signed into law by Governor Bob McDonnell went into effect on Sunday, July 1:
•Senate Bill 563 allows for the submission of an initial concealed handgun permit application via U.S. mail and also restricts the clerk and the circuit court from requesting or requiring any information from an applicant other than that which is allowed on the concealed handgun permit application.
•House Bill 22 establishes that no locality or entity may participate in a gun “buyback” program where individuals are given anything of value or money in exchange for surrendering a firearm to the locality, unless the governing body adheres to a strict procedure. Such procedure requires the governing body to first pass an ordinance authorizing the gun “buyback” and also requires that any locality holding gun "buybacks" must sell the firearms to a federally licensed firearms dealer “or be disposed of” in an appropriate manner if they cannot be sold.
•House Bill 940 and Senate Bill 323 repeal the prohibition on purchasing more than one handgun per month (gun rationing).
•House Bill 20 and Senate Bill 245 update the Emergency Powers statute by adding lawful carrying and transportation to the list of actions that cannot be prohibited during a declaration of emergency.
•House Bill 26 allows a court to waive a $25 dollar fine upon presentation of the permit to the court, if a person fails to display his concealed handgun permit when requested by a law enforcement officer.
•House Bill 375 strengthens the state firearms preemption law by prohibiting local governments from enacting or enforcing workplace rules that prevent an employee of that locality from storing a lawfully possessed firearm or ammunition in their locked personal motor vehicle.
•House Bill 754 and Senate Bill 67 removes the option for a locality to require an applicant for a concealed handgun permit to submit fingerprints with the initial application.
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And don't forget.
SHOOT DA MUDDA FUKKASZ IN DER FAAASH.
DAS
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S. Nanner Mouse:
I have never run across such a cogently constructed and forcefuly logical diatribe of how to cope with the ........................................................
FUkit goin 2 da pool ----figur eet out own yer o it dark an dI bee goin to git wet
An Missy gimme a Braw Chob
I was just re-reading the list. This one,
In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
reminded me of something we used to say in the NAV, in times of trouble on the beach.
You've gotta know WHEN it's time to f&^k, fight or go for your guns!!
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