Wednesday, July 28, 2010

It's probably cuz they're liberals...

One in five Californians say they need mental health care

Among the most common questions in any Calipornia neighborhood Starsucks: "Who's your therapist?"

Blue?

:-)

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10 comments:

Dr. Spider said...

As we know, liberalism is a serious mental disorder. It's also been known to make many of it's followers fat, ugly, and quite stupid.

Dr. Jimbo said...

Dr. Spider,
I agree with your diagnosis.

I once thought castration was the cure - but then I learned they have nothing to castrate.

I'm now leaning towards shock therapy, which if fails, purification by fire.

I believe the best fire is heavy machine gun, but some others in our field feel light machine gun (9 mm) is just as affective and much cheaper.

Watch for my article in the upcoming American Medicine Conservative Style.

Film at 11.

blue said...

to answer Jimbo's question,
my therapist is Mrs Blue & her baseball bat.
It is just amazing ... her behavioral modification program is very effective.

BOW said...

and the other 4 are in denial

Dr. Seadashbug said...

You are correct Dr. Spider. That being the case, at least 3 out of 5 Calipornian's need a therapist even though only 1 out of 5 admit it.

I'm looking forward to Dr. Jimbo's film. It that 11:00 your time or mine?

Schteveo said...

"One in five Californians say they need mental health care..."


Proof of this mental illness is the fact that they willingly continue to live in California.

srk said...

I think the 3/5 is probably correct with 2/5 in denial. The last 2/5 won't understand the question until the spanish version comes out. The ACLU undoubtedly has begun a lawsuit

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Anonymous said...

sent to me by a fence sitting liberal:

BEST QUOTE OF 2009...
POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD


An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.

The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.

They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: 'Because that's all the ammunition we had..' Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.. When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (QUOTE of 2009) "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

srk said...

snopes on above comment. Click my name, you might be surprised

EatMePoots said...

and the rest are fukkin lying



EAT ME