Top ten ways to tell if you might be a member of a public-sector union: By David Letterman:
10.) You take a week off to protest in Wisconsin and your office runs better.
9.) On a snow day when they say “non-essential” people should stay homeyou know who they mean.
8.) You get paid twice as much as a private sector person doing the samejob but make up the difference by doing half as much work.
7.) It takes longer to fire you than the average killer spends on death row.
6.) The worse you do your job, the more your boss avoids you.
5.) You think the French are working themselves to death.
4.) You know by having a copy of the Holy Koran on your desk your job is 100% safe.
3.) You spend more time at protest marches than at church.
2.) You have a Democratic congressman’s lips permanently attached to your butt.
1.) You pay more in union dues than you do for your healthcare insurance.
4 comments:
Amen!!
if liberal Letterman, who wants Palin's kids raped, used this ion his show, it's all over for the unions. even that Fat F*ck movie maker can't help
Good point blue, but jokes aside, i don't see Letterman turning on any part of the Left.
When I first saw this, I was so hoping it really was from Letterman. I haven't seen it anywhere else, though, so it seems unlikely. Too bad....
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