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Here is an article that proves a modern case of Evolution. I'm starting to change my mind, maybe the science types are right.
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Ohio shop's gorilla mascot attacked by banana
The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham says he was watching last week as a kid dressed as a banana emerged from some bushes and took a flying leap at the store mascot.
Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" — except he was a banana.
Police think it was a prank. They weren't able to find the offending fruit..
I don't think it's quite right that they think the banana was GAY! We don't even know IF the Gorilla was male or female!!
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Schteveo
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BTW, this IS my Friday Funny story, just in case you thought this was a real tale of Evolution.
Wait...should that be TAIL of Evolution?
That depends on where you shove the banana
or where the banana tries to shove ITSELF!(?)
Why is a Gorilla in a Verizon commercial?
The banana plit before it could be apprehended
Now, to answer whether the offending non-meat product is straight or gay, it seems to be bi!
"No, a banana is a hearb, containing potassium, which is very healthy.
From: ask Oxford
Both. A banana (the yellow thing you peel and eat) is undoubtedly a fruit (containing the seeds of the plant: see answer regarding tomatoes), though since commercially grown banana plants are sterile, the seeds are reduced to little specks. However, the banana plant, though it is called a 'banana-tree' in popular usage, is technically regarded as a herbaceous plant (or 'herb'), not a tree, because the stem does not contain true woody tissue."
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