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REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on the front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on the door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha Lee went for more ammo and beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter"
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Schteveo, aka Cooters Cousin!
6 comments:
LMAO!!!!
Yeah, but where you live, I'm betting some low life som'bitch'd jes' steal the boots and the note off'n your front porch!
Now I'M LMAO!!
signed,
Cooter!
And that damn Killer dun got into my Viaga agin so's watch yer butthole when ya'll come in.
OOWWWWWW, OOWWWW, oow,,oww OOOOOWWWch!!!!
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