WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
8 comments:
If I did, it would alter the Universe as we know it. Men would weep and cry. Women would leave their families......
Some things are best left the way they are, albeit not perfect.
Take healthcare.....not a good example.
Something tells me Poots hopes Missy participates.
Smashing idea, but IMO, most women are not as attractive naked as they are when wearing "a little something". Of course, my opinion has been known to change after several Southern Comforts.
I would hate to be in San Francisco for this one... The "women" there have penises.
Don't forget to have your pork sausages, pulled pork, and ribs cooking on your little grill.
And if you are going to pull your pork, don't get too close to the fire!
I can't keep a cold 6-pack at my side. It all too quickly becomes inside
Missy would have to walk backward with a sausage sticking out her ass to avoid getting mistaken for a Roman Catholic Priests' Choir Bitch-Boy.
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