Uncle Fu wanted me to pass on his favorite Christmas Cookie recipe.
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Good baking to All, from Uncle Fu.
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Jack Daniel's Christmas cookies!
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Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Jack again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter, in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the whiskey is still ok, try another Cup of that JD just in case. You don’ wanna make anybutty sick.
Turn off the mixerater thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor that bissed the mowl.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample OL’ Mr. Jack one more time for sexkurity and to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a rat’s hat!!
Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake pan 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas!!!
I’m ownah go take a nap…
8 comments:
LMAO! Sounds like a winner!
But should cookies come with a hangover?
Only if they're good.
For Uncle Fu,
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed...
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously,"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
I kame variables of that kooky resurpee ebry weaken an its stil what I was sayin it is?
Very funny Anon, Uncle Fu will like that one. His first wife had Ed Zachary Disease.
The Cookies were great. I'm thinking of making another batch for New Year's
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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