I always had the feeling that a couple of TV producers were walking down a NYC street one day and saw this homeless female (?) cretin sitting in the street, begging for a handout. They made a bet that they could clean her up, give her a goofy name like Woopi, make her into a star and no one would know the difference. And the rest, as they say, is history.
Mr. Poots - They'll be running cars on that crap in a few years. Motor homes will be able run indefinitely depending on the driver's diet.
In most automobiles commodes will replace bucket seats.
Adds new meaning to the old term "shit-n-git".
As far as Whoopee. Keep feeding her - she is a renewable resource for the fuel mentioned above. She's so full of "fuel" they could do away with nukes and have a Whoopee-powered aircraft carrier. We'll call it the USS Al Gore - powered by Whoopee-shit!
You mean I shouldn't listen to Whoopi's non-sensical questions, I should listen to the engineers who've explained the shake A MILLION TIMES, as being caused by the spring loaded armature popping up, to hold the flag unfurled?!
Oh no, if I can't trust those Nice Ladies on "The View", who CAN I trust?!?
(she's a anti-American whack job, what else should we expect)
(she should watch Mythbusters, they s'plained this)
(I was so close to using the "C" word to describe her)
I've been called a gentleman, I suspect only to muzzle me. But decorum of the site, and in deference to our ladies and gentlemen, I will not say that woopi Goldberg is an ugly, no-talent, miserable cunt. I will NOT say that.
Whoa. Sorry about that, dude. Kinda gives you the heebie-jeebies, huh? But, hey... I've been called worse. Someone once described me as "kind". I thought I was gunna hurl. I had to go out and kick a puppy just so I'd feel better.
That's all I got to say about that.
If Mrs. Blue was here she'd banish me to the basement.
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She's hot...uh, not.
Another no talent moron spewing her unintelligable hatred.
Oh and she's really not hot.
Shocked anybody responds from that fermenting lop of Koon Flavored Krotch Rot.
Rather drink clogged SST commode water.
Or chu own Missys tang fo a wile.
Horkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk pawwwwwa!
I always had the feeling that a couple of TV producers were walking down a NYC street one day and saw this homeless female (?) cretin sitting in the street, begging for a handout. They made a bet that they could clean her up, give her a goofy name like Woopi, make her into a star and no one would know the difference. And the rest, as they say, is history.
"clogged SST commode water"
Mr. Poots - They'll be running cars on that crap in a few years. Motor homes will be able run indefinitely depending on the driver's diet.
In most automobiles commodes will replace bucket seats.
Adds new meaning to the old term "shit-n-git".
As far as Whoopee. Keep feeding her - she is a renewable resource for the fuel mentioned above. She's so full of "fuel" they could do away with nukes and have a Whoopee-powered aircraft carrier. We'll call it the USS Al Gore - powered by Whoopee-shit!
Yeah. That's the ticket.
You mean I shouldn't listen to Whoopi's non-sensical questions, I should listen to the engineers who've explained the shake A MILLION TIMES, as being caused by the spring loaded armature popping up, to hold the flag unfurled?!
Oh no, if I can't trust those Nice Ladies on "The View", who CAN I trust?!?
(she's a anti-American whack job, what else should we expect)
(she should watch Mythbusters, they s'plained this)
(I was so close to using the "C" word to describe her)
Now, now. Remember, you're a gentleman.
USS Al Gore - powered by Whoopee-shit!
LOL!
That's what stopped me.
(we do have f-e-m-a-l-e-s here, I didn't want to offend them with my language, just because Whoopi's a c...)
I've been called a gentleman, I suspect only to muzzle me. But decorum of the site, and in deference to our ladies and gentlemen, I will not say that woopi Goldberg is an ugly, no-talent, miserable cunt. I will NOT say that.
srk said...
I've been called a gentleman,
Whoa. Sorry about that, dude. Kinda gives you the heebie-jeebies, huh? But, hey... I've been called worse. Someone once described me as "kind". I thought I was gunna hurl. I had to go out and kick a puppy just so I'd feel better.
That's all I got to say about that.
If Mrs. Blue was here she'd banish me to the basement.
That could be a problem... I got no basement.
*sigh* If it's not one thing, it's another.
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