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Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain
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Michael Jackson will be buried this week– without his brain. As his family tries to finalise details for the King of Pop’s funeral on Tuesday they have been told it will be held back for tests.
They faced the grim choice of waiting up to three weeks for Jackson’s brain to be returned to them or go ahead and bury him without it – which they have decided to do.
Los Angeles Coroner’s spokesman Craig Harvey confirmed that neuropathology tests will be carried out to see if it holds any clues to the exact cause of his death.
But the examination cannot begin until at least two weeks after the death when the brain has hardened sufficiently to slice it open.
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Schteveo knows funny shit when he hears it
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They should have just exchanged it with Abby Normal's brain.
"I ain't got no-body"
I understand they aren't burying "him" today at Pinelawn(?) butt usuing a double (?) in the hopes they can bury him at Neverland, the other Graceland.
If they bury him at Graceland, that is bigger bucks for Neverland and whomever stands to control it.
Jim Morrison's visitors pay bupkis when they visit his grave in Paris.
Koasa,
Jackson was the proto-type for Abby.
They should just stick him/her/it in a jar of alcohol. As for the brain, i think they came up with that story because they couldn't find one when they sawed the top of it's head off.
I saw "his kids" on the stage, along with all the other phonies who were performing. Those kids don't have one drop of black blood in them!
Ew.
Shouldn't they be able to slice it up now? It must have absorbed enough plastic.
Look for it on Ebay any time now.
After much deliberation it has been decided that Michael Jackson will not be buried, nor cremated.
He's going to be recycled and converted into a kitchen trash bag.
That way he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for small children to play with!
There has been much media coverage about MJ and practically none for a true fallen hero.
Killed in action the week before, the body of Sergeant First Class John C. Beale was returned to Falcon Field in Peachtree City , Georgia , just south of Atlanta , on June 11, 2009 . The Henry County Police Department escorted the procession to the funeral home in McDonough , Georgia . A simple notice in local papers indicated the road route to be taken and the approximate time.
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