I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it's important.
Please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked!
(I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.)
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Just thought I'd throw one out there for Friday Funnies.
SPOON!
I JUST saw a blurb on the local news, in the last week or so, about three stupid women who totally disrobed for some nut who came to the door as the "County Deer Tick Inspector". One of the abused clowns said, ON CAMERA, she wouldn't be able to identify the "inspector" as he wore a dust mask and safety goggles. He wears surgical gloves, so no prints.
Several things come to my mind.
Just how stupid are you to take your clothes off for a stranger?
Just how stupid are you to take your clothes off for a stranger, and let then into the house for the inspection?
Just how stupid are you to take your clothes off for a stranger, and let then into the house for the inspection, while their face is covered?
I guess it's a good thing this guy didn't pass himself off as the "County Intestinal Worm Inspector", and go around giving free enemas.
Here's the kicker, it's the third year, 3rd year, that year between the 2nd year and the 4th year, that Police think this SAME perv has used this scam to see some hooties and beavers. All the local media outlets, 5 TV channels, 3 major newspapers, and countless radio stations have carried the story, yearly. And yet these simpletons believed that there IS a County Deer Tick Inspector.
Mars colonization anyone?
(BTW, the "babe" they showed on TV whomlet the masked tick dude in, NOT someone the average 'merican male would want to see nekkid...did you see Martin Lawrence in 'Big Momma's House'..uh huh)
I finally turned my air conditioner on today. Not so much for the heat, bu the humidity. Besides, pressing my naked ass up against the cool window last night was so.....refreshing
anon beat me to the correct ansewr.
2 minutes til HH!
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