Thursday, May 26, 2011

Appropriate Prayer for Memorial Day Weekend

Or July 4th, or New Years Eve, or Superbowl Sunday, or bowling on Tuesday night, grilling some dogs'n burgers on Saturday afternoon, or before ANY beer...


The Beer Prayer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against
us.

And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and
the lager.

Barmen
.
.
Schteveo

5 comments:

Al Bundy said...

WOMEN

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.

Schteveo said...

Al,
that's wrong, just truly wrong!

BOW said...

And let us say, amen.


amen

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