Here's a kid who never had a chance. His / Her life is over at 4 months old!
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Ever since the 1970s when Marlo Thomas and Friends introduced the idea of raising gender neutral kids in the Free to Be...You and Me record, parents have encouraged their boys to play with dolls and their girls to build with blocks.
A Toronto couple is taking this concept to a more controversial extreme by keeping the gender of their 4-month-old baby a secret. They have no plans to reveal whether their child named Storm is a boy or a girl. They say it will be up to Storm to deliver the news when he (or she) is old enough and ready.
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I hope this kid grows up and rebels against mom and dad's idiot ideas, as most kids do at some point. If I had their address, I'd send some toys guns, knives and such. 'cause we all KNOW these are raving liberals at work here.
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Schteveo
7 comments:
FUCK YOU!
Never hurt Janet Napolotano or Barney Frank now DID IT?
I can't stop laughing
I hope Storm ends up being a raging one as it's parents are already turning it into a twisted twister.
And I quote from The Doors:
"The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you
Yeah, there are three lost souls and the parents, even though they are Canucks, will blame George Bush!!
Marlo Thomas? Really? With her wildly-religious father? Hmm...
BTW, how does Storm pee? Most likely, we'll read someday that he/she/it finally realized what these parents did and butchered them in their sleep with a chain saw, which to me sounds like a just reward. He/she/it will then go on to have a very successful TV show advising women that they can be happy, even with their own real breasts.
P.S. Sorry, i just realized this happened in Canada, which means the kid will fit right it...
HUH? How will this be OK in Canada?
From my merry travels, only Australia is more of a MACHO-centric, men are men, and girls just ain't kinda place than Canada! Canadians are in the same shape we are. 11% of the population has co-opted the government via the courts.
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