Here's MY, "...now I've seen EVERYTHING" moment for today.
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Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA
The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World
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You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 26 states, employing 40 pet rescuers. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.
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I am an avowed, life long and rapid capitalist. And IF these people are for real, more power to them. But this seems like a good point for a scam to me.
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As atheist they have zero intent of following those pesky Commandments, especially 8 and 10, those about lying and stealing!! And IF there is a Rapture (I'm not a believer in the Rapture BTW), who'll be here to see that they take care of the pets?
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Don't you suppose that if a bunch of us just disappear or levitate toward the sky, they'll be WAY too busy shitting in their pants and learning to pray, to RUSH out and feed all the little furry creatures?
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Think about it. The money and their promises will be moot points, IF they think they are about to burn in hell for all of eternity. Don't you think?
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Schteveo
3 comments:
I wonder where these psychos are hiding today now that their "it's all over" routine has gone up in smoke. Again.
Spider,
you'd think he'd be hiding! Oddly, he's right out there still, running his mouthy!! But the comment is, no comment. I'd be hiding in Guatemela, or Pago Pago!!! He is 'flabbergasted' though, so, good for him!!
Here's my thought on these 'End of the World' prophets. Suppose they are REPEATEDLY wrong, like Rev Camping here. Would YOU want to be him, or them? At some point (if you believe in Heaven) Camping will HAVE to hit that Pearly Gate, St. Peter will be standing there, shaking his head, looking at Camping,
"...uh, Harold, I gotta know, DUDE...what WERE you thinking!?"
(he'll definitely him Dude, I think. St. Peter sees all the current arrivals, he'll be hip wit de current lingo, bro)
That and The Macho Man just got there!!
OH YEEEAAAHHH!!!
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