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Not MY family, ALL our families.
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Excerpts from a book about people and their guns.
Here's the greatest gun owner comment I ever heard and I'm jealous I didn't think of it.
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"I have guns now largely for the same reason I have fire extinguishers in the house and spare tires in the car. I'm a self reliant kind of guy."
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I'm the same way, I just never thought of it that way.
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Schteveo
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You can get your picture with your guns, taken at home of course, but don't take them on a Amtrak train trip.
Unless, of course, your NOT a law abiding, legal gun owner.
That's right, if your a scum bag terrorist, gang banging, murderer, there's no screening by Amtrak. And according to the Louse(s) of Representatives, Amtrak can say NO Guns. So, c'mon, bring those guns along, thugs of the world! The legal gun owners won't be armed to protect themselves or their fellow travelers!!
So, ALLAH hu Akbar Abooooarrrd!!
click my name above for the article, I screwed up.
What is wrong with just having a holster?
Simple solution? Just do what the Crips and Bloods do. Since laws and rules are made only for those who abide by the law, don't declare your gun.
You know how to clear a small, crowded, enclosed space fast without a gun?
Send lawyers, guns and money
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"
The Monkey looks down and says.... "Shhhhhhhhhhit..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"
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