I love this kind of stuff.
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"He didn't just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy!"
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Immigrants Not Amused by ''Illegal Alien'' Halloween Costume
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Next, mermaids will be pissed at little girls dressing up like Ariel and real sponges will picket the Cartoon Network over Spongebob.
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Schteveo
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off topic - getting ready to go to the Angels/Yankees game.
I have been to every Dodgers & Angles playoff game in LA...but unlike the games in Philly & NYC, I get to wear short pants.
Life is good when you are rich, retired & republican
..........until obama's commie revenuers get to you
yea but it will still be warm here
Algore is going to redistribute the weather
Short pants? Do you mean something like this?
When the polar caps are melted, that fashion will be all the rage
C-Bug, yes like that but my legs are sexier.
and for BOW & Spider ---- YANKEES SUCK!!!!!
10 to 1. And the Yankees suck even more, now... Huh Blue? I couldn't agree more.
All this publicity will probably make that costume the TOP seller this Halloween, huh?
But this actually makes sense from a silly liberal point of view: Trash Thanksgiving, trash Christmas, trash Columbus Day, trash Veteran's Day, trash Memorial Day, Easter? What's that?, trash Independence Day, abolish Washington's and Lincoln's Birthdays... Make Halloween politically correct so some un-American piece of whining crap doesn't get it's taco puckered.
The new liberal revered "holidays" (which we will celebrate or else we are hateful) MUST be May Day, Labor Day, Earth Day, Kufuckinganza-made-up-fake-african-holiday, Cesar Chaves Mescin Fruit Picker Day, Cinco Destabyou Day, The Very Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior Worship Day, and Obama Ignoramous... er Inauguration Day.
F*ck liberals. I'm ordering one of those costumes while they're still buyable.
Jimbo,
I'm with you. If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a illegal alien duck! And it fails to say WHICH immigrants are pissed, so I took a poll of my neighbors. The Arab, Chinese, MEXICAN, and Korean neighbors all laughed.
So can we only jump to the conclusion, that it's the ILLEGAL immigrants who are upset? Well, fernerk them.
And if it's wetback, border sneakers complaining, then it follows, that escaped prisoners are pissed about people dressing up like striped uniform prisoners, Bernie Maddof and Blago are pissed about masks of themselves being worn, Charlie Manson is pissed over those long haired, bearded caveman masks that look like crazed hippies too I bet.
If you're illegal, and people are making fun of you, or you've committed crimes and got caught, and you're being ridiculed, tough. Be glad we're not putting you in the stocks for small children to abuse all day!!
But Jimbo, in my experience, it's NOT the liberals who are f*&ing Halloween up, it's the Christian Conservatives. The libs are usually pissed about "costumes", or words. The Christians have been attempting to kill Halloween of 40 years, because...IT'S ABOUT WORSHIPING THE DEVIL!!!
I've been hearing it again, at church, on TV, etc, and from Christian friends and family about Alternative Celebrations.
"It's about demons and the Devil"..."I don't want my kids committing to PAGAN rituals..."
OK, to all you Christians who fear Pagan Ritual, then don't let me find a MFing tree in your house OR a MFing wreath on your door OR MFing garland around your hearth or doorway at Christmas. Those practices are FAR OLDER Pagan Rituals than the roots of Halloween.
And look up the correlation of WHEN we celebrate Christmas, and Pagan and Roman Empire Holidays. But I suggest you sit down so as not to fall and bump your head.
If every separate group of the offended in our country continues to ban, protest or ignore "X" holiday because of it's origins, trappings, traditional underlayments, blah, blah, blah...we'll have no traditions left and no country either.
Oh, wait, we're there...
"and for BOW & Spider ---- YANKEES SUCK!!!!!"
That the Yankees suck is no big deal, since everybody and everything in NYC sucks. But they do win!
If the Yanks were smart, they'd throw a couple games to get more CA weather time. Because they're going to be playing Game 5, 6 or 7 of the Series, in November, in the BRONX!!
You better wear your winter woolies NY baseball fans!
And it's NOT the NY teams that suck, it's NYC as a concept. Individually the place has many good attributes. Food, fun, stores, museums, there's a huge list of good stuff...but when you put them all in those 5 Boroughs, add the MILLIONS of people, the traffic, the noise, there's a huge list of nutty stuff, THEN and only then, NYC sucks.
Jeez, I could use a bagel and an Orange Julius right now. A slice of pizza from...anywhere north of Philly, south of Hartford, east of Albany...I'm killing myself over here!
"If the Yanks were smart"
uh...we are talking jocks, not Nobel Prize winners....
Okay- bad example
BUTT- these guys can check out any weather they want once it's over. AND they will also have their way with whomever they want.
"AND they will also have their way with whomever they want."
WHOA! Maybe you should rephrase. I won't bend over for ANY of those guys.
I'm a tight-ass and I plan to keep it that way. :-)
'Nuff sed.
If dey dun git ya da gubmint will
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