I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at the Ford Center next weekend in Beaumont, Texas, if anybody wants them.
He's going to try to jump 1,000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer. Should be a good time.
He's going to try to jump 1,000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer. Should be a good time.
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Now that sounds like a show i'd pay to see! Lady-Bug, if you're goin, i'll be there. ;)
I'll take a dozen!!!!
SEGUIN, TEXAS
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at
The TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass, too!"
Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool. Again he gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?"
"Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."
Anon,
when I was in the poultry bid'ness, that joke was...
set up, set up, "chickshit", blah, blah punchout, repeat, "...this must be ??? country"..."...nope, chicken country..."
Same concept, different farming community.
Try being happy. :)
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