Monday, May 18, 2009

No wonder Speaker Pelosi is a bitch!!

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Here's the proof, she's bitchy, because she's 180 degrees out from happy!
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Happiness Is ... Being Old, Male and Republican

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Americans grow happier as they age, surveys find. And a new Pew Research Center survey shows the tendency is holding up as the economy tanks.

Happiness is a complex thing. Past studies have found that happiness is partly inherited, that Republicans are happier than Democrats and that old men tend to be happier than old women.

And even before the economy got nasty, seniors were found to be generally happier than Baby Boomers. Some of that owes to the American Dream being lived by past generations, while Boomers work two jobs and watch the dream wither.
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Schteveo is 2 out of 3, and remember what Meatloaf said.

18 comments:

BOW said...

If your dinner is talking to you, and your not puking, it's merely a flashback. Just sit down and relax and try not to hurt yourself. It will all be just fine.

Schteveo said...

Uh...Billy O, you wanna 'splain that.

BOW said...

your meatloaf was talking to you and you want me to explain it? that's above my pay grade

Blue said...

meatloaf said "we were barely 17 & we were barely dressed"

Schteveo said...

OK new morning, new brain cells working. NOW I get the "dinner" reference.


Maybe Pelosi should eat more meatloaf, I hear meat is very popular in her district. New, she'd still be bitchy. (The CIA / NSA is gonna "whack" her anyway wait for the coming scandal, they'll bury her)

Either way, I'm still happy.

CFC said...

So, are we all praying for the end of time or just praying for the end of these times!

Blue said...

no praying allowed in Obama's USA

Spider said...

If the weakling Republicans can find the courage to keep the heat on Botox Nancy, she'll fold. Or be folded by her own. Remember, the 2010 elections are far more important to the Demoncrats than she is.

Also, (IMO) i truly believe president Obingo sees her as a threat to his rule. Yes, she's supposed to be his agenda-pusher in congress, and to a great extent she is. But when you see them talk publicly, you get the very clear impression that she, not him, is running the country. It also doesn't take a genius to see that she's drooling to sit in the Oval Office, and not as a guest.

Anonymous said...

according to this story her friends are still deciding how to play this:

House Democratic Caucus Chairman John Larson, D-Conn., said Pelosi's comments have not put her leadership, or the Democratic agenda, in jeopardy.

"Believe me when I say this, Nancy Pelosi is not in any trouble," Larson told MSNBC Monday. "If anything, the wagons are circling more around the speaker during this time."

Note the clever use of the phrase 'this time'.

Anonymous said...

Whistling passed the grave yard? If her pals see the pressure keep up or increase, they'll cut her loose.

Schteveo said...

Pelosi is a nut!!! And her fellow libs know it. She got the Speakers position to shut her up, and to show how liberal they were. If they can push her out now, they will.


OT
I learned today, that shipping mall arms ammo is forbidden by FedEx. However, after watching them lose their religion over it at the FedEx Hub, UPS never flinched. The nice ladies took the package, took my money, thanked me and said, "..an' c'mon back real soon!!"

FedEx looked at me like I was the friggin' Unibomber. (it should have been obvious I'm not Ted Kazinski, he NEVER wore tie die)

Abu said...

I've recieved ammo shipped UPS many times. I bought 800 rounds of Czech 8mm Mauser once. Heavy ass box... UPS brought it right to my door. They did have an "adult signature required" sticker on it.

Anonymous said...

Naw. She's damaged goods and will be the gift that keeps on giving, just like Joe Biden


I picture Nacy in a tight leather corset, a whip and stiletto heels and a "strap-on". Barney Fwank is on all fours with a metal ball-gag awaiting mistress Nancy to give it to him. He is begging for it but the ball gag muffles his pleas.

Obama is sitting in an ornate chair observing all, with that pompous look, while Joe Biden masterbates to his side weqaring that shit-eating grin.

Michelle is giving a BJ to Bill C while Hitlary is photographing all for her private collection

Herb Moses said...

Ooooh! That is a tantalizing tale, Anonymous. I'm getting horny just thinking about it.

Nancy said...

WOOF! WOOF!

Anonymous said...

Jesus guys, i need a drink after reading this stuff! And forget judge Crater. Where's Annie?

Schteveo said...

This posting / comments turned a little sick.

srk said...

You think that's bad? click my name for another dose of reality