Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Irony? Aisle 4

What could be more ironic than a line of hand sanatizers recalled for bacterial contamination?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525520,00.html

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"What could be more ironic than a line of hand sanatizers recalled for bacterial contamination?"

Uhhh...
A line of condoms recalled because they "don't hold water"?

BOW said...

The majority of people voting for obama, et. al.?

Schteveo said...

Irony! Irony? Irony!?

I'll tell you irony. You go into the hospital, they CUT off TWENTY-SIX POUNDS of fat, meat and skin, and you feel better AFTER the surgery!!

I'm baaaa-aaack!!!

In at the hospital, 11 AM yesterday, HOME, in my recliner at 2 PM today. No real pain, some tugging along the incision, but I'm fine.

Now, gimme sumpin' ta' bitch about!!


(thanks for the prayers and support and love guys)

srk said...

All this worry for just 26 lbs? I want my refund!

I'd love to lose 26 lbs too.


Glad yer back so quickly there, bus, uh , I mean "Bud"

Anonymous said...

Let's get the cost analysis....$/lb?

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Steve! Stevester! Stevinator!
Congratulations on making it back alive... and 26 lbs. lighter!

Spider said...

Wow! Great to have you back so quick bud. And apparently happy!

The best hand sanitizer? Urine.

Twenny siks pounda Poots said...

Wud dat dee leff cheek or dee rite cheeky Stevarino?

Schteveo said...

Dat would be (been) de gut cheek Brother Pootsie.

A nasty growth of fat and excess tissue, (most likely IMHO) brought on by a massive infusion treatment of steroids in October of 2007, when I was diagnosed with transverse myelitis. I'll admit I had a shelf belly before that, but I DID NOT have that much fat hangin. This was literally hanging below my bell, to below my knees. Here's the math.

In June 2007, I weighed 468, that's huge I admit, and mostly my bad. I had the infusions in Oct 2007, Since then, my overall body size had shrunk to 436 lbs, BUT I had grown that 26 pound lump of misery over top of my "playground". I was swimming in all my clothes, except for the obvious bulge in my shorts. yesterday I weighed at my primary physicians office, 412 lbs. So I'd actually lost 46 pounds all over, while growing that 26 pounds just in front.

I'm still dieting, eating better, can't wait to exercise and swim after the healing is done. My goal?

350 before the Holiday Food Orgy begins at Thanksgiving.

And 250 to 275 by holiday season 2010.

As an aside, it looks like my kettle korn business is taking off (again). Maybe I can go back to work, quit being a financial burden to you fine tax payers, the penultimate goal BTW. So all in all, God isn't just Good, He's totally AWESOME!!!

Schteveo said...

And I'm using Palmolive Antibacterial soap here at home, and in the concession. Much cheaper than the medical grade, expensive (contaminated) stuff.