Thursday, June 11, 2009

WTF?

Hey, how would you like to live on a warm, sunny, and totally gorgeous island, and for free? Well, all you need to do is become a terrorist and have the US capture you. You see, the Marxist mental patients who control our government thought it would be nice to send a bunch of Gitmo terrorists to the tropical island of Bermuda, to lay in the sun and have themselves a big laugh. (can you blame them?) So why are they laughing? Well, it's mostly because the nation of fools, (that's you and me) are picking up the tab! The last time i went to Bermuda, it cost me $3K for the week!

Your Attorney General, comrade Eric Holder, said sending these terrorists from Gitmo to Bermuda will "make Amerika safer". I could possibly follow that logic back when i was drinking, but right now it totally escapes me. Then again, what do i know. I'm just a tax payer...


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/06/11/2009-06-11_4_chinese_muslim_guantanamo_detainees_resettled_in_bermuda.html

14 comments:

Missy said...

why the hell would such a peaceful beautiful well-taken-care of place like Bermuda even accept thenm?

Anonymous said...

$$$$$$$$$$!

Goober said...

OT, but if I were Todd Palin right now, I'd be sitting in a New York jail cell and that fuckhead Dave Letterman would be eating through a straw for the next six weeks.

Seriously, I just don't understand how public figures can put up with these constant attacks on their families like this.

If I'm Willow's Dad, and some fuckhead makes a joke about a pro baseball player impregnating my 14 year old daughter, he had better square himself up for an ass-whooping, because he's going to get one.

Blue said...

lets see - we have Chinese people caught, on a battlefield, in a POW camp.

We are willing to release them (who knows why)

If we send them to China, they will be executed as terrorists (so we are not the only country that thinks that they did something).

Instead, we are paying a resort island to take them (and we are freeing them in the process)

Isn't CHANGE wonderful?

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

$3K. Is that all?

Department of Justice says the Uighers are already on the U.K.-run island. (Too bad we aren't told before the fact.) Damn! I was hoping they would disappear in the Bermuda Triangle on their way there.

I won't be going to Bermuda in the future.

Good call Goober!

Jimbo said...

"Hey, how would you like to live on a warm, sunny, and totally gorgeous island, and for free?"


Uhhh... Hmmmm... Maybe I shouldn't answer that.

Jimbo said...

Okay - I'll answer.

I like it a lot!

And a very happy King Kamehameha Day to all my friends and neighbors!

Spider said...

Personally, i'd rather pay for a first class ticket to China for them, than send them off to one of Amerika's favorite vacation spots.

And if i were Todd Palin, i'd make sure that "Mr. Liberal's" (Letterman) personal information (phone #, address, etc.) found it's way onto the internet.

Anonymous said...

Follow-up;

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525786,00.html

Schteveo said...

OK,
I'm missing something.

We're no longer paying for their upkeep, the Brits are paying, no one was willing to let them be executed either side of the ocean, and you guys are still mad!?

They'll screw the pooch (legal wise) in Bermuda, and the Brits will pay dearly for it. Better them, than us.

Schteveo said...

Goob,
I'm with you, Letterman would be seeing my ass in real life and in his nightmarish dreams TOO!

I'm talking about opening a 6 can case, #10 cans, industrial grade, double concentrated weight, of whoop ass.

And these rank, rude insults about women, and young girls, from a guy who doesn't want his own wife or kid even photographed! Hypocritical ass munch.

Gut him Todd!! Like any other vermin.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

Speaking of King Kamehameha... We went to a luau at the King Kamehameha's Kona Beach Hotel but that was after we went to The Nuuanu Pali Lookout with Jimbo (In 1795, King Kamehameha and his warriors defeated the O'ahu armies by sending them the steep cliffs and claiming his victory and uniting the Hawaiian Islands). So, boys and girls, that's your history lesson for today.

BOW said...

Katie could stand to have at least 26lbs sucked out of each butt cheek, herself.

BOW said...

Publically execute the Chicoms.