Friday, June 19, 2009

Rubbers? They Should Be In Rubber Rooms!

Personally, when i think of protection, the only thing that comes to mind is my well-maintained, trusty Colt. Others apparently think of condoms. To me, safe sex always meant sex you got without getting caught. But that's just me. Now, your government, often and very accurately described as FUBAR, is spending a ton of money, (your money of course) to find out why men don't like using condoms. Most men could have told them why for $10. and a couple of beers, but i'm sure the intellectuals who control these scams wouldn't find that very scientific, nor would they then be able to justify spending all that bread. Actually, i think the best place for condoms would be on the pointy heads of the nitwits who run these studies. And it seems, wasting your money on this condom nonsense is just the tip (sorry) of the iceberg.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/19/nih-funds-study-men-dont-like-use-condoms/

5 comments:

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

According to Mr. Bug, it's like taking a shower with a rain coat on. Now can I have my $423,500.00?

Tonto J. Bernstein said...

Because they don't make any big enough.

BOW said...

They should send a load to WA to protect us from all those pricks.

Missy Gulpz-A Poot said...

Missy, we don't gotz dez problemz long as U swallowz

Anonymous said...

He's back alright. Just when you thought it was safe to come out.