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Or are these Brain Dead, byte addicted, MFing people just so GD stupid, that death evades their thought processes!!!?!!j
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Here's YET another dumb ass person, some jock from Texas this time, crashes his car while TEXTING. Fortunately, no one was injured. However, he left the scene, and the police can't decide whether he should be charged, beings there were no injuries. If it was a linebacker from the University of Oklahoma, or 11 Mexicans in a '67 Impala, with skinny tires and a fancy interior, they'd be charged. But I digress.
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WTF is it about text messages that these byte junkies can't stop, even when lives are stake?
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Here's my suggestion. Don't charge him. But plug that device into the wall charger, stick it firmly up his a$$, and then plug the wall charger into a 440 line.
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If that doesn't cure him, raise the voltage next time.
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Schteveo
8 comments:
It's you
Uh srk, go text yourself.
I don't text
It's a substitute for masturbation.
Spider,
I'm not believing anyone ever did that at the level or frequency, that they now text. When would they work, or go to school? And think of the skin irritation.
Hey, it kept guys out of the military!
Texting kept guys out of the military?
Spider,
only if they did it while getting their induction physical.
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