Sunday, June 7, 2009

The Washington Improbables

The Washington Improbables (With apologies to Paul Henning)

Come and listen to my story about a man named Barack
Poor community organizer, barely kept his family feed
Then one day he was planting some Acorns
And up through the ground come a bubbling ballots
Votes, that is, black gold, Hollywood tea-baggers
Next thing you know ol’ Baracks the president
Kin folk said, Barack, lets move away from here
Said the Capital is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Washington
D C, that is, swimming pools, movie stars


The Washington Improbables
Starring:
Barack as Jed
Michele’s momma as Granny
Michele as Jethrine
The Democrat Party as Jethro
Sonia Sotomayer as Elly Mae
Harry Reid as Mr. Drysdale
Nancy Pelosi as Miss Jane
Hillary as Mrs. Drysdale
Zeituni Oayango as Aunt Pearl
Bo as Duke
Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd as Flatt & Scruggs
Mary Jo Kopechne as Janet Trego (if you look this one up you will realize how warped I am)
Bill Clinton as the food taster
Jimbo as “Book ‘em” Dano



Episode 1 – Jethro enrolls in the 7th grade
Episode 2 - Elly Mae rassles with the secret service
Episode 3 – Granny lets slip a family secret about Barack

4 seasons later, series canceled

13 comments:

BOW said...

Trouble is (actually isn't) the entire bunch were fiscal conservatives!

Schteveo said...

Sounds like the kind of nightmares you have, when the TV is on, it's 4:15 AM, you've got the flu, and you're feverish, not quite asleep, but not quite awake either. And, I hate when that happens.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm... Elli Mae....

Blue said...

aw come on - isn't anyone gonna look up the Hillbillies character Janet Trego & tell me how bad I am by having Mary Jo Kopechne play her?

Anonymous said...

QUOTABLE QUOTES:
"At a stroke, the administration has endorsed “the Muslim world”’s view of those non-Muslims who happen to find themselves within what it regards as lands belonging to Islam: The Jewish and Christian communities are free to stand still or shrink, but not to grow. Would Obama be comfortable mandating “no natural growth” to Israel’s million-and-a-half Muslims? No. But the administration has embraced the “the Muslim world”’s commitment to one-way multiculturalism, whereby Islam expands in the west but Christianity and Judaism shrivel remorselessly in the Middle East."
– Mark Steyn

CTjayhawker said...

Blue--
Yup. You're a sicko. I am, however, interested in your plan to overcome the logistical obstacles in having one dead chick play another dead chick.

CFC said...

I think Nancy Pelosi will have to act her behind off to play Miss Jane. Miss Jane was actually a down to earth, bright, warm, generous person who tried to make Mr. Drysdale do the right thing.
Nancy doesn't have it in her to do any of these things. I'm just saying that I think this would be a poor casting decision.

"Grammie" or whatever name he wants to call me!! said...

I think Bill Clinton should be the

raccoon
instead of a food taster.

Blue said...

that's Janet Trego in C-Bugs clip

srk said...

Even the pilot sucks.

But not in the same way as Steve's surgeon. Suck, suck, suck....

and best of luck, luck, luck....

Crspy Cream misses you already.

BOW said...

Sharon Tate...whoa that gave me chills. RIP

Anonymous said...

"Jethririne" a contraction of the name "Jethro Bodine"

Blue said...

Jethrine was Jethro's twin sister