Noticed any odd looking people lately? How about strange behaviour? Living here in NYC, my answer to both those questions would have to be, "sure, like every day"! But here we don't call them space aliens, we call them liberals.
Now, from London, that hot-bed of "scientific" knowledge, comes another of their theories. This time it's space aliens living here on earth. Keep in mind that these are the same goofballs who've been telling us that the earths ice will all melt in a few years, which i find depressing, because enjoying a Southern Comfort without ice is to me, vulgar. It's also no surprise that these "tinfoil hats" are the ones the UN relies on for all it's "scientific" information, which explains a lot.
Actually, i have always been one who believes that we're not alone in the universe. That there is highly intelligent life elsewhere. (no, i don't drink this early) To believe other wise is to me, arrogant. It's also very scary to think that we are the most intelligent life forms around, which would be an insult to anything else that's alive out there. Have they been here? Are they here now? And if so, do they vote? If they do vote, that too would explain a lot...
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/01/26/alien-life-earth-say-scientists/?test=latestnews
9 comments:
No aliens here.
Now... Watch the little light flash...
Obama is an alien.
Back on Alpha Centauri, Pelosi was Obama's dog, Hairy Reed was his... was his... was his... GERBIL!
Eat Me!
I have always been of the opinion that my ex-mother-in-law was a Klingon assassin.
And yes, one for brother Poots.
EAT ME!
OK, IF an alien race had the technology to get here from many light years away, it's plausible that they could also blend in. It would be a matter of blending into a society not as technologically advanced.
They could noodle out "X" Earth language, move into that country, or any countries where "X" language is spoken, then just hide and watch. It would be like any of us, figuring out 19th Century French or Spanish, and zapping back to Paris or Madrid.
I say it's plausible and doable IF you could get here from Alpha Centauri, or the Klingon Home Worlds.
And Nanoo nannoo too, to all of you.
we are merely a toxic waste dump in the armpit (tenticle pit) of the galaxy. and where is the poot anyway? no sentient beings would bother to come here. we have nothing here worth their time or resources.
BOW - unless they want to eat me (us).
Remember the episode of the Twilight Zone where at the end of the show they discovered (too late) that the alien's book "To Serve Man" was a cook book?
He-he-he-he... I loved that episode!
I KNOW it was just a dream!
I KNOW I didn't have an anal probe!
And I KNOW that I'm not under alien control!!!
I wanna sing-a,
about the moon-a,
and the June-a and the Spring-a,
I wanna...
Steve, if they had the technology to get here, anything else would be a snap for them. They could gain political office and through that, control us all and make us do their bidding while they destroy us. Sound familiar?
How do we know we are not just some Alien kids science experiment gone bad? That way we can blame someone else. Oh CRAP I'm turning into a democrat.
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