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A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station".
"BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets"
"BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole",
"BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go".
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!", and his wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled, "BELL 2!", His wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled, "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?", asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE", she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
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Schteveo
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE), and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.
WTF!
That's funny.
People actually fuk their own wives?
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