Sunday, June 23, 2013

I can't be FIRED or have MY buisinesses SUED, SO...

Paula Deen, a country ass 65 y/o women, from RURAL Georgia has been accused of allowing the n-word to be used in her businesses.  This would include, 'allowing' her AA employees to say things like, "...nigger please!" or "..niggah, get yo' black ass BACK to work...", if the AA's I've worked with are ANY basis for example.

She's being sued by an past employee who waited YEARS and years to complain that PD used the term nigger, while discussing a wedding, either hers, or her sons.  PD was married in 2004, her son Jaimie in 2005.  So this employee was SO wronged, SO upset by things at PD's company, it took her 8 or 9 years to break the stupor and complain.

Because of this, Deen has lost her gig at Food Network, where her numbers were flagging anyway.  This is good news fior FN, they can fire her with little backlash, or SO they thought!  They ARE catching hell, because PD admits it and says it was said in jest in the company of her AA employees, some of whom she's owned for years!! Look, some more sick racial humor.

But FN is catching hell from the viewers, because they think she should get another chance.  I think FN will show their liberal, stupid NYC roots and kow tow to the race baiters.  Too bad you can be fired pre-emptively in 21st Century America.  If FN was smart, they'd keep her because her numbers would go up, people like waiting for ANOTHER shoe to drop.  She'll get fired, corporate America has no balls.

But I can't be fired, nor sued, for my opinions...YET!  So here goes.

I am so Mother Fucking sick of turning on my TV, radio or computer connection and hearing that lilting, fake ass, faggot / queer voice that 99% of gaaay men use, that I could JUST fucking PUKE!!!

I was watching the news / weather and the story was...Chia Seed Oil, as a dietary supplement...for weight loss and strength.  But the 'technician' who was 'running' the test [and in what GD universe does a 'health technician' run a fucking drug trial!?] has 'that voice' and I'll be damned if BOTH of the test subjects running on treadmills didn't have 'that voice'.

As I steamed slowly, over not being able to escape 'that voice', the next story that came on was about a shooting, 75 or 80 miles away from me in Greenville, NC on Fri.  The reporter doing the follow up on said shooting, is standing in front of our local Ch. 14, cable TV station, and he's got the WORST version of 'the voice' in local memory!!  This kid is starting to BURTHT into flameth on camera, every time he appearth on the tube!

So here's my question, when MINORITIES act like 'stereotypes' they hate us to point out, and call us racists and homophobes, but when dey dun abtholutely WALLOW in that thtereotype, muddah fuckah, den it's all OK, or maybe even FABulouTHHHHHH?!! 

Beyond that, WhoTF actually talks like that?  Seriously, I've worked with guys, or went to school with gay guys, but not until they came out, did they affect that voice.  I've worked with minorities of color, and they speak plainly, until they are in a GROUP.

It's just THEM taking on their idea of what they 'should' sound like, to the ultimate degree.  And most people are sick of having it shoved in their faces, then being called names for the acts / words of others.  Here's my suggestion for the racial or sexual minorities of America, from me and in the name of maligned people like Paula Deen.

If you DON'T want to be called nigger, spic, coon, nigger, fag, queer or whatever your most hated group name is, then STOP living DOWN to the stereotype!!  If you DON'T want to be called names like those, turn yo' GD hat 'roun', pull yo fuckin' pants up, stop talking like a 12 y/o girl, quit driving low riders to job interviews while wearing white tank top t-shirts and hair nets, quit joining gangs with Spanish names, blah, blah blah.

And for THAT matter, on the flip WHITE side, if you DON'T want to be called redneck, grit, country, farmer boy, trailer trash, etc., then don't wear your 'Git ' er Done' hat to church, stop driving your 4x4 with 22" tires through the GD drive-thru at the Bojangles / White Castle nearest YOU, stop having kids by anything with big hooties and a pulse, simply because they HAVE big hooties and a pulse, and if you aren't going to stop, then quit complaining that you don't like the fact that people act like they're playing a banjo, mouthing the theme from "Deliverence", when you go visit your 14 y/o GF, driving that stupid 4x4 on the way home from WORK!!

Grow the hell UP America, stop acting like the bad TV versions of your ethnic or sexual preference group, and maybe I won't have to talk shit about you again.



Cowpill said...

And why the hell do I have accept the LGBT lifestyle? Who died and make king/queens. I could give a flying fuck on how you take the ol high hard one, but you are now going to make me! FUCK OFF PETER Puffing, carpet munchin, ass bandits.

Anonymous said...

well Niggahs be wutz Niggahs do.

Da fuk de fukkin problem?????

Schteveo said...

THANK you cowpill.

Why is that 'straights' can't say GAY, fag, DYKE, carpet muncher...but it's OK for the LGBT / GLAAD crowd to say breeder, straight,'s OK based on centuries of abuse and suffering.

I'll agree that they were abused and punished in the past. But WHY am I carrying that ass whipping NOW? I'm not centuries old, neither are today's gay people, so for me, it's horse shit to use that as the 'reason' to use those terms in response to the centuries of abuse.

I've got a little known minority, that is disappearing in America that doesn't have ONE dot.ORG to stand up for it, nor one law to cover the groups ass.

Let the LGBT / color minorities / whoever tell ME that they've got it bad, compared to MY group. White, middle-class, conservative, Christian MEN. And it's been a growing problem since that great American, Archie Bunker said, "I'm white, I'm male, I'm Protestant. Where's there a law to protect me little goil?"

Schteveo said...

will you PUH-leze just admit that you are Snoop Dog and move on...fa-shizzle!

Spider said...

Denying the majority of a society the use of certain words, while allowing a minority portion of that same society to freely use those same words, is as clear a violation of the First Amendment as you are likely to see.

Another reason we see so much of this is because being "offended" has now become a major industry in Amerika. With many of these groups of professional victims, it's become a major source of $$$.

As for Paula Dean, i've always been a fan of her cooking. Now, i'm a bigger fan! (Why? See the first paragraph) When the day comes (it'll never happen) that they get niggers to stop using the word (nigga), then i will have a lot more faith in their bullshit, PC nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Not For The "Kids" Among Us:

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others.


I'm the life of the party... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

BORAT Death Panel said...

Social Security is almost broke. Hurry up and fukkin croak. You also smell like a urine soaked skunk and are the most dangerous thing on the road next to a texting blonde.

Wait till obamacare has you ask killed off at retirement age.

the last taxpayor said...

Only the working folk

Schteveo said...

Even more ON the topic of 'stereotyping'...

Every Monday since the (R)s took LEGAL and elected control of the NC Legislature, EVERY Lib / Goofball / crazy assed 'gimme mine' at YOUR expense group has been gathering in and around the Legislature Bldg. And every Monday, a BUNCH of them get arrested for trespassing and interfering with the government operations.

Unfortunately, I had the grave misfortune to be parked at my wife's office building, directly across from their assembly area. So there I sat, in my little white car, long hair, beard, my usual tie dyed t-shirt. Needless to say, these 'folks' think I'm one of them, and I got asked to sign every goofy petition known to man. Hell, THAT I expect at a place like that.

But what frosts mt ASS, is that these same, liberal, twits who are always talking about getting along, equality, etc, etc, etc, and talking about the Right relying on stereotypes to run people down and deny them their 'rights', called me every kind of conservative, religious fanatic, gun owning, homophobe, racist, Gaia hating asshole you can think of.

I guess I just wasn't aware of all my faults! So much for getting along or creating a dialogue.

Don't Choke on It said...

Hey boyz, get ready to bite the new WIENER.

Anonymous said...

It's NYC.
He's an ultra-liberal, arrogant, super-assertive, lying, Democrat, and a Jew. In NYC, that spells, shoe-in!

Sexting Fag said...

I pretty much thought those were all the same thing NannerMouse.

Anonymous said...

In NYC they are.

Weiner Man said...

Well, then get ready to bite the Weiner.

Ya'll bought it - now EAT IT!

Schteveo said...

I sho am glayid, that all ya'll yankees, is keepin' that crazy ol' boy, tony Weiner up theah' in'tha No'th! We ain't to fond of them l' Weiner boys he'ah in da South. I say, now we'ah did ma' tap dancin' niggahs get to? Oh ye'ah, ah loaned 'em ta' Paula Deen, and she put 'em ta' work in her restaurant!

Oh Belvah'DE'AH!! Come he'ah BOY!!!

Weiner Chopper said...

Iz mskin Weiner stew tonight with Weiners real Weiner.
Ya'll wunt sum?