Monday, February 3, 2014

Worst and Best of Superbowl Sunday....

Best Ad..."...yeah, and WHAT happens at 200K miles, RAINBOWS come of their butts!?"

Worst Ad...that Maserati commercial thing...WTH was THAT?  [I'll watch Beasts of the Southern Wild again, to see that kid REALLY act] 

[Dishonorable mention to Bob Dylan and Buick...it's not that Detroit CARS suck outright, it's that the Union people who make them , DON"T care about the cars, JUST the money!]

Best play of the game...a Safety, at 00:12 of the 1st Quarter.  It quite literally took ALL the wind out of Denver's sails!  [...and I say that as a guy who had NO attachment to either team]

Biggest hidden story of the day, Bill O'Reilly taking on BHO, and BHO, as usual, BLAMING Fox for MAKING his Administration's scandals, by REPORTING them!


Worst use of everyone's 'awareness' of Superbowl Sunday...Hitlary tweeting about Fox.
     [if she personally wrote that, I'll kiss your @$$ on the SCOTUS steps, and give you an hour to draw a crowd!  AND, just like BHO, SHE blames FOX for HER failings...]


Scariest Part of Superbowl Sunday [if you owned a Casino...or a 'book'...] The Denver Broncos, going SCORELESS, for almost 3 Quarters of the game.  [I'm betting that score at the :01 second mark, saved MILLIONS in losses...and unclenched hundreds of CEO / booky anal orifices!]

Best food of the day...Chicken Wings, made in sauce that the Anchor Bar had REMOVED from the interweb!

Worst Food of the day...Dulce de Leche Brownies...'so so' brownies, whose 'greatness' was lost in the PITA, way too complicated recipe and tying up the oven for 75 minutes!!! [we wound up Nacholess GD'it!]

Best part of Superbowl Sunday...Family!

Worst part of Superbowl Sunday...Family!
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Schteveo

16 comments:

Cowpill said...

I watched, I yawned, I got snockered.

Billy the Poet said...

Scantily clad young wenches serving us all sorts of food and grog. Pitcher after relief pitcher of Brooklyn Dark Ale, Jello shots, Commie Kazis. Glad the game across the river wasn't much of a distraction from the real action.

I was hoping Desi Arnez III would do Babaloo during half time.

Schteveo said...

I think someone is 'dating' them self by even KNOWING the word Babaloo.


...and on the topic of liberals 'feeding' tweets to the masses...

White House officials sent out pre-formed tweets to the NFL players union to get former and current football stars to tout Obamacare

Is there an event, TV show, movie, time, place or ANYTHING this WH doesn't try to manipulate to their causes? It's the sign of true evil IMO.

alan said...

I will admit, I completely forgot about the Superbowl.

For the first time ever, 1SG little brother and I finally got to go flying last Thursday morning. (he is on an 8 week training excursion on the base I work on)

During the conversation on our taxpayer funded flight, we talked about kids & grandkids (he is a long way from the second). Considering the family that we are a part of, it isn't an idle threat to say "you'd kill for your kids, but you would kill your kids for your grandkids"

Well, about 4 Friday morning, when I still had 2 hours left on my shift, I called him and said, "get up, I need your help, I'll pick you up in about 10". Then I went and got him. He helped me pack my truck and I left for home. It was a very long weekend, which you can read about here: jasonbornlegacy.blogspot.com

So for me, now that it is Wednesday, and I will be sleeping in my own bed tonight for the first time in a month,.....the best part of the superbowl is that Jason had survived the first 48 hours, which was really good, and he is quickly coming up on surviving a week, which if he does means that he will be home by Father's Day.

Schteveo said...

alan,
hang in there, prayers said for mother, child and family........

Missys Back! said...

Yo Billy, I hope Sarah Palin knocks your ass on the ground and shits in your CUNT.

Ha Ha just kidding.

Billy the Poet said...

That would be quite a picture.

Still Snortin Fungus Putz?

Fungus Crotch Missy said...

That's Putz Fungus, Putz.

Schteveo said...

I think the desert air is drying out his brain!

Dice FingerPoot said...

Maybe it's the cloudy weather we're having.

I just ran across an old email from Missy, if ya'll memmer her...

I replied, for Yucks. Then as I remember ya gotta drag her through some shit to get her pissed enough to come out of hiding,

We'll see.


O btw...... I FUCKED HER

srk said...

I dismembered Missy

Dr Pinking Shears said...

YOU CUT OFF HER DICK!?!?!

Schteveo said...

I think the real truth was, she got MARRIED and had better things to do than listen to you Poots. That, or I have a tumor.

Steve Marsh Poot said...

Sorry to hear that. How'd ya get it? Hanging the old Balls in the microwave so you can get a medical marijuana card?

Schteveo said...

Wouldn't do any good here, no medical pot allowed...yet.

Eric CartmanPoot said...

Move to South Park.

You Must Respect Ma Athoritie!!!