Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican
woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely
'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican
woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable'
tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able
to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,
yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion.
Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Schteveo
8 comments:
Unless you're pecker is made out of wood..
Ah, ah ah, ah, ah!
I thought it was false teeth?
Your Pecker is made out of Wooden False Teeth? Jeez, doncher beetches get shplinters en der lipsh?
Ohhh Senor.. Pardon me buts I theenks I hear you girlfreeen, she say dat you Peeeeker, eeests gots de termites and dat eets made from de Balsa Woooods but eeets shape more likes de weeping welllows.
I theeenks
There's a big Phuckin Echo in here, you Peckers.
Hi honey, you want date? I be you girlfriend, love you long time, give you all on EAST Coast BIG BROW CHOB. Ahhh see, I bring all wet to you. Make you celebrate Real HARD.
Happy 4th of Ramadan you Cock Sucking Muslim Marxist. Give us your White House back and go the Fuck back to Kenya where you came from.
Better yet, grab your golf clubs and go play the Syria back nine.
I look for women who prefer the swallow over the wood pecker
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