In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
12 comments:
Burka Barfer
said...
At least it is not the intestine in the butt of a pig.
Allah be Praised
Really Shtever. I might even go goat before I took my health in my hands and the odds of loosing my lunch over the smell after hoisting a burka off one of those wall to wall lice carpeted munkys. That's why they all look 1/2 goat to me anyway.
Eye Kom frum Kuba wit de bressingz ub yu Il Prezendenta Senor Obammmma.
Now he hab promiss uz Kubanz de Driver Lisenz and we kan brinz de druugz ober illlegilly wit de See-garz. We gonna keel awl de niggaz firsht and den we fukz yer blonda wommenz wit de tattoooz. Den we turn de U.s. into Kuba sew de Muzzlums can cuma an keel uz awl/
Cappish?
dat HoBamma ez berry berry shmarts ... dew U tink?
12 comments:
At least it is not the intestine in the butt of a pig.
Allah be Praised
Really Shtever. I might even go goat before I took my health in my hands and the odds of loosing my lunch over the smell after hoisting a burka off one of those wall to wall lice carpeted munkys. That's why they all look 1/2 goat to me anyway.
VelCum Bak
Where'd the pictures go? Couldn't stand the shmell? After all the goats fired they started using affikin enteshtunz. In situ, uv korse
Awful quiet in here.
Who let the dogs out?
My Dawg iz Allwaz out.
bit my shinny metal ass
Right on top of it thee Bent Dik Boy.
Or id yu Blak an yo shine ass id be shiney?
Lick my Ass
Chew my Poo
DickLess
Dip my nuts in cheese Fondue
Hey, now owner, who the fuck are you?
My Name ... Hose-a Himmeniz
Eye Kom frum Kuba wit de bressingz ub yu Il Prezendenta Senor Obammmma.
Now he hab promiss uz Kubanz de Driver Lisenz and we kan brinz de druugz ober illlegilly wit de See-garz. We gonna keel awl de niggaz firsht and den we fukz yer blonda wommenz wit de tattoooz. Den we turn de U.s. into Kuba sew de Muzzlums can cuma an keel uz awl/
Cappish?
dat HoBamma ez berry berry shmarts ... dew U tink?
Ain't dis boogy a mess?
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