IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG.
Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog, who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, plus four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer-service-desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, and a illegal Pakistani taxi driver..
FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!! And before the PETA people start 'barking', I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUITTING SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!