Tuesday, July 8, 2014

This is the baddest Gnome I've ever seen!

I'm getting one of these for my house ASAP.
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From the Patriot Depot page:


This gnome means business.  Anyone who enters your backyard will be greeted by Scarface the gnome, holding a gun and featuring the famous Al Pacino quote: "Say hello to my little friend".  

Guaranteed 100% effective against Zombie Gnomes.

Stands 9.5" tall.
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Schteveo

7 comments:

GnomeDik said...

9.5".
Almost the size of my dick.... and my dick has a better beard and shoots bigger ammo.

Schteveo R said...

You lyin' sum'bitch.

The guys always bragging are the guys with the runt peedees!

HungWell GurlillaDik said...

And you would know that............................................... HOW?

chronos the wonder pig said...

I ordered one of those........

Butt Gnome said...

Along with a supply of Vaseline?

eatme said...

eat me

alan said...

Let's just say.....hung like a hamster.

You decide what that means.