Tuesday, May 21, 2013

You do the Math...

This story says MORE about, uh, certain members, or groups, of our American Society than I could ever say, or have ever said.
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A 23-year-old Ohio man is facing a child endangerment charge after allegedly allowing his nine-year-old daughter to drive the family car, a 1998 Honda that the child lost control of after “achieving excessive speed” and drove into a tree.
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Wait, so what, he was teaching his daughter to drive.  We've all done that, or at least those of us with kids getting to driving age, so why is that child endangerment?  Wait, maybe HER age is the issue.  Here's the headline, let's see if you can catch it!  BTW, you've already gotten one hint.

(I scrolled the next line down so you don't get a hint, before you get to the link.)
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Father, 23, Arrested For Letting Daughter, 9, Drive Car


Uh, so how in the hell, does a 'man' of 23, have a 9 [NINE] year old daughter?  That's Nine, 3 x 3, 18 divided by 2, 3 to the second power!!!    

Well that's easy isn't it, he was bangin' around his school, neighborhood or wherever at 13 or 14 years old!  I get that it's not unheard of now, plenty of early teen sex is happening.  Even pre-teen consentual sex is happening  But, that poor kid, the daughter, is doomed, if her father is that damned stupid, and her mom can't be too swift either, IMNSHO!  And there's NO mention of mom.  

Or Pam either for that matter! 

I'll admit it, I'm a proponent of easier adoptions, and easier removals of children from bad homes.  So this story, among others I read weekly, shows me that our government is TOO powerful on one hand and too STUPID on the other.
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Schteveo

11 comments:

Hb EtOH Poots said...

Well Fuck, what choice did he have? You want him to have gotten a DUI with a kid in the car?

neva banged my own sista said...

@ leash he wuzz admittin 2 b duh lil basterds pop

friggin tree hugga. shooed a chopt dat menass 2 so-sy-et-ay inta toothpix a lawn tym uggo

Cowpill said...

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Schteveo said...

Yeah Cowpill, and they're starting younger every year. Starting at LEAST 10 years ago.

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chronos the wonder pig said...

note to spammers: only 5 or 6 people read this page so your efforts here are wasted........

Schteveo said...

Chronos,
obviously this spammer is a 9 year old, taught to spam by his 23 year old dad!

Spam Capper Poots said...

old enough to spam, old enough to BLEED

Spider said...

Must be mountain folk.