Giving Thanks On Thanksgiving

Here are some words of thanks from the wild and patriotic minds at PIG;

PIG is thankful that Senator Mary Landrieu removed all doubt from our minds. We always suspected ‘it’, but she sealed the ‘I’m a political WHORE’ deal, when she named her price, then sold herself to Whorehouse Harry Reid for $300,000,000.

PIG is thankful that ACORN has finally ‘come out’ regarding its support for American pimps who need help importing jailbait Latin American hookers.

PIG is thankful for Ayn Rand who saw where were heading 50 years ago, in her eerily prophetic novel ‘Atlas Shrugged’. It’s not her fault that we the people ignored her warning until it was too late to stop the Marxist insanity.

PIG is thankful for the Mayans whose December 21, 2009 doomsday prophecy spares us from four more years of the America hating, Dumbo-eared, Marxist in the Oval Office.

PIG is thankful for Brit Language Nazis who showed us the errors of our ways. Until they came along, we had no idea how culturally insensitive, and destructive, vile terms like "good afternoon" and "good evening" really are.

PIG is thankful for the computer hackers who published those smoking gun e-mails which exposed the blatant bullshit being spread by the global warming activists at the University of East Anglia Climate Research Unit.

PIG is thankful for that Hot Air Buffoon, Al Gore, who recently hit us with the stunning news that Earth’s interior temperature is "millions of degrees", and thus similar to the core of the Sun. That means we’re not living on a rocky planet, but are, in reality, living on a second Sun. Thanks for setting us straight, Fatass.

PIG is thankful that the DeathCare bill which is stinking up Capitol Hill has San Fran "Botox Bitch" Nan's best interests at heart. If that tax on elective cosmetic surgery and procedures doesn't make Stoneface kick her botox habit, the FSOP will be FORCED to wire her Commie ass up to our 50,000 volt power supply. BZZZZZZT. Problem solved.

PIG is thankful that the suits at NBC put all their steaming Obamunist turds - Keith Assholeman, Rachel Madcow, Chris ‘The Tingler’ Matthews, Ed Schitz, Joe Scumboro, et al - in one cable blight crapper: MSNBC. Thanks to the miracles of modern entertainment technology, we can easily, electronically, flush all of them out of our misery.

PIG is thankful for the inspiring example of Glenn Beck, who has shown us that being clinically bonkers need not be a fatal, career ending, flaw. Holy Howard Beale, Batman!

PIG would be profoundly thankful for any rational adult who gives Barry a swift kick in the ass, the next time THE ONE bows to a hereditary ruler.

PIG is taking thankful into consideration that the Demoncrat lunatics whom the American chad punchers have, in their vast ‘wisdom', put in charge of the D. C. Beltway asylum OWN full responsibility for flushing America's strength, prosperity and inalienable liberty down a crapper called Socialism. We'd have our thankful locked and loaded, if we could convince ourselves that the 'Nanny State lite' Elephant Clan was that much better.

PIG is differently-thankful for Barack "O'Dumbo" Obama whose oversized ears seem inexplicably dysfunctional when it comes to detecting sounds - especially approval-ratings tanking blowback from we the people over his Nanny State on steroids antics. Despite their deficiencies when it comes to hearing, O'Dumbo's ears provide enough cooling shade - on each side - for a family of four, plus a score of Czars.

PIG is no bullshit thankful that we the people are shaking off our Obamunist funk and peaceably assembling at town meetings, tea parties, and marches on our nation's capitol in defense of our beseiged inalienable individual liberty. It's the least we the people can do to thank the men and women who put their lives on the line in defense of our liberty...